Allrighty then… now taking bets for Dec 21, 2012… who wants to put their money on 12/21/12?
I’m in Heaven, everyone. You’ll know it’s your time when your genitals have atrophied and you’re blinded by light. It’s pretty awesome.
Well, I for one am happy to know the Art Car Parade will most likely go on tomorrow as scheduled.
Ooops. My bad.
(quietly starts putting boxes of stereos and jewelry back into the bed of his pickup truck)
Did he say May 21st? He meant *October *21st!
He always said that Oct. 21 was to be the end of the world. Quite a few people (and news media) weren’t listening carefully before May 21. His claim was that May 21 was Judgment Day, and Oct. 21 was the end of the world, with 5 months of torment in between.
I believed before May 21 that he was completely off his rocker and still believe that. It’s just that you give him wiggle room if you incorrectly quote him, and I’d prefer to give him as little wiggle room as possible.
I saw him in an earlier interview saying there would be eight months of hell on earth until the end finally came. So any way you look at it, his “calculations” have changed.
Wait a minute! Which is the awesome part - the shrinking genitals or being blind? Cause both of those seem to suck.
<George Kostanza> “Jerry - chicks in heaven know about shrinkage don’t they? Tell me they know about shrinkage!”
</GK>
I dunno guys, I’m not feeling too tormented. Maybe I should get a talking, floating skull or something*.
*if you got that one pat yourself on the back, cutter.
I mean at some point how do you just not throw your hands up and admit that you have no freakin’ clue when the end of the world will be?? How many times can you be wrong before people just ignore you???
I suspect we will find out if Camping lives a few more years.
Not sure. How long has Berlusconi been in power?
That’s the great thing about religion; you can be wrong every single time about everything and the masses will still believe.