Did this conversation ever happen in the Star Trek universe?

Night soil!

Now, why do you find yourself discussing shit idioms with an alien diplomat? Although, someone will have had to find a lot of things out in advance in order to prepare the correct toilet facilities…

We would normally say we’ve been diving the soil.

“Talk about mud flaps, my girl’s got 'em” - Spinal Tap

Oops. Missed that this referred to British English.