I can’t answer the medical question but the department of homeland security needs to put a stop to this research before the petri dish boards an airliner.
Ahem. The tissue culture is certainly alive in some respects. I’d really like to learn more about how the process works. How does the neuron culture know that it’s flying correctly? When it does a touch and go perfectly does the researcher spray it with a little atomizer full of endorphins? I doubt it has made the leap from being alive to being sentient.
Padeye: I think it’s quite the opposite. I think teaching a lump of tissue to fly planes would be a great way to get countless billions in grants. =) And it’s even an F-22 simulator. (A JSF simulator might’ve been even better, though.)
I can’t really make a call on whether it might be true without reading a scientific publication, but it seems very improbable. The article doesn’t mention a publication.