Did we learn nothing from "You bet your Aspercreme!"?

Yeah, that was a good ad. I didn’t even realize they had changed it. I thought it was “you bet your sweet aspercreme” for at least a couple years, but–and I can’t find anything definitive–it seems like it was only around for a few months, if that. I’m also surprised it was c. 2005. I would have put the ads a few years earlier than that. Such is memory.

Off bug spray: You can’t beat Off!

Not an actual ad campaign but one I have heard a few times at outdoor summer BBQs a few times.

There is a local plumbing company whose tag line is “urine good hands”.

Ah, how could I have forgotten this one for, of all things, A & W root beer:

Performance Radiator: The Best Place in town to take a leak!