i.e. that you’re a thread killer? 
Please share, your confessions may be posted here. 
random moderator’s name
This thread is closed.
wait. That wasn’t as funny as I thought it would be. 
What’s sad? Is that I knew what you meant and I chuckled. LOL
Well, my discussion of “Matrix Theory” resulted in two threadkills (which should have clued me in right there) and three more threads that were eventually locked. So I guess I’m right, most people here are still part of The System, and aren’t Ready To Be Unplugged Yet.
And something tells me I just killed this thread, as well. I’m a serial thread-killer!!! 
i doubt that… the point of this thread was to discuss such things.
Well, my discussion of “Matrix Theory” resulted in two threadkills (which should have clued me in right there) and three more threads that were eventually locked. So I guess I’m right, most people here are still part of The System, and aren’t Ready To Be Unplugged Yet.
And something tells me I just killed this thread, as well. I’m a serial thread-killer!!!
Oops…sorry for the simulpost.
I was just about to say, maybe you kill threads because you multiple post too much. ROFL
Well, my discussion of “Matrix Theory” resulted in two threadkills (which should have clued me in right there) and three more threads that were eventually locked. So I guess I’m right, most people here are still part of The System, and aren’t Ready To Be Unplugged Yet.
And something tells me I just killed this thread, as well. I’m a serial thread-killer!!!
well the adding of my sig was certainly ineffective…
Oh, I’ve probably thread-killed about as often as I’ve stopped reading a thread because of a post by one of the usual suspects (on my list).
Thread killing happens.
Life goes on.
Don’t worry about it.
I killed many threads.
Didn’t mean to.
Just did.
I don’t know why.
It might be a conspiracy.
Or something.
Or.
It might be something altogether different.
I don’t know.
Oh.
Well.
Martyr version
“It’s all a conspiracy against me! You people see my name on a thread and you don’t want to have anything to do with it!”
Monomania Version
“It’s just that my posts are so perfect that no one dares to follow them.”
Another Version
I don’t feel like contributing anything useful, so I’ll post something that will make everyone else not feel like posting.
No, but I’ve opened several threads which no one responded to. Sometimes I think I’m the invisible poster.
Bob
There’s this post above me by urban1z but nothing written…
how odd…
lol… like this one, urban1z?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=194242
LOL awwww…
handing you a glass of wine
this will make you feel alllllll better.
Actually, I hardly double-post at all. (Yes, I know you were joking.) I only hit “Submit” twice this time because the first time gave me a “connection refused” error.
And to chaoticdonkey…take the blue pill. Trust me on this, take the blue pill!!!