Did you ever notice...

There sure are a lot of smart people out there named Phd. Is that Vietnamese or Korean or something?

Don’t think so. But the slightly less smart ones named Ma are Chinese.

… the size of the car and the size of the driver are too often inversely proportional? (especially when said car is in front of you on a single lane road?)

It is Icelandic. Backwards.

:rolleyes:

OK, JustAskAnyone, you do realise this is a joke don’t you?

You know, that sense of humour thing…?

So my attempt at a joke failed.

::goes back to lurk::

College-educated scientists and engineeres, who are supposed to search for the truth about how the cosmos works, append B.S. to their names.

… that people lie to protect others feelings, yet people lie also to hurt other’s feelings. :frowning:

BS stands for Bull Shit, MS stands for More of the Same, PHD stands for Piled Hip Deep…

and then of course M.B.A. stands for “Must Be Anal”

…and everyone knows BSc stands for Bronze Swimming Certificate.

R.N. = “Retentive Neurotic”