Did you ever or do you now possess a pogo stick?

The thread title says “possess” rather than “own”, and while I was on jury duty a few weeks ago I learned that to legally possess something it doesn’t have to belong to you, you just have to have control of it for a period of time.

I never had my own pogo stick, but in middle school I got to use one during P.E. class sometimes. So based on the legal definition I did possess one.

  1. I thought it was fun. In fact it was one of my favorite things to do during P.E.
  2. Wasn’t up to me, but if it was I would have liked to have had more P.E. time for pogo sticking.
  3. I got the hang of it pretty quickly. I was never able to do any amazing tricks, but I could bounce around for a fairly long time without falling.

What are you rebelling against, Johnny?

Just did a quick google search. Lots of choices for pogo sticks these days. Mine was one of the cheaper ones with an internal spring. I always thought the one my friend had with the external/visible spring was better for some reason.

Turns out there is something called Xpogo now. Maybe they’ll make it an Olympic sport someday.

I don’t believe I have ever seen one out in the world.

  1. Yes I did have one. It was enervating, which I guess is fun in a way. I was disappointed that it didn’t go boing boing, like in cartoons.
  2. I pogoed every evening before or after supper. I don’t recall what my record was, but it was over a thousand boings.
  3. Very good indeed. I could pogo ‘no hands’. But I only did it in the cellar, on cement. You really can’t bounce effectively on anything but a very hard surface, which means pogoing down the street is not always possible, anyway you look like a dork.
  4. There’s nothing amazing about riding a pogo stick. You just do it, then when you grow up and get too heavy, you stop.

There was talk of unicycles. Not long ago I was sucked into a rabbit hole called electric unicycles. By the time it was over, I was damn near firing off a check for one of the things, and I’m an old man in poor physical health.

Because someone has to do it:

Whaddya got?

I had one, but preferred my space hopper. Easier to master, and you could sit on it when not bouncing.

2 wheelers!

Gravity!

I tried someone else’s pogo stick, once, when I was little. I didn’t weigh enough to compress the spring no matter how hard I jumped.

Did you ever or do you now possess a pogo stick?

No, Senator. And I’d like to clarify that I’m not now, nor I have ever been a member of the Comirnaty.

We(me and my two brothers) had both stilts and a pogo stick as kids. They lasted about a week before being dismantled and the parts cannibalized for use in stick fighting.

There were no feats of daring-do or record breaking with them, such as going up or down stairs or long distances.