Bungee Cell Jumping: Like regular bungee jumping, but cordless. Not only a not-so-wise hobby, but a poor business venture due to serious lack of repeat customers. On the plus side, equipment expense is minimal. Debaseball: Played by normal baseball rules except that the big screen shows all of the players’ most embarrassing life moments while the PA announcer narrates. No DH, pitchers must bat and be equally abused. Yogurt: Striking odd poses and holding them while live bacteria is encouraged to grow on your body. Cartography: Taking pictures of supermarket trolleys. Phil Atlely: The study of Prince Phillips dietary habits. Dressage: Wearing clothing that makes you look older or younger as the circumstance may require. Roadeo: Dodging traffic on a busy interstate highway while on foot. Must still be standing after 8 seconds to qualify. Contestants will be judged and awarded a score based on amount, type and speed of traffic as well as style points for slick moves and near misses. Roadeo Clown: One who distracts traffic from the Carboy after either 8 seconds expires or a vehicle wins, whichever come first.
Yes, I’m bored. Yes, you are too. Please add more.
Big Game Hurting: For people who like the adventure of stalking wild animals but who are opposed to guns and killing. You go to Africa, track down a trophy animal like a lion or a rhino or a cape buffalo; and then you go up and slap them.
My daughter plays the ‘Dumb game’. It gets her out of doing unpleasant tasks. She pretends she doesnt understand what to do and asks others to show her how it’s done, til they have it done. She has been doing this for years with great success!
Dogeball – Renaissance Italian rulers get together and throw large rubber balls at each other. whoever gets hit is “out”, and, if one Doge catchers a ball, the thrower is at. Last Doge standing wins. Games are boring because there aren’t any Doges around anymore, so people hoping to participate or watch end up throwing the balls at iPhones showing internet memes.
A few years ago I found myself hung up on stalking antelope in the Nevada desert. I had no real interest in killing them but it was fun to see how close I could get. I never got close enough to kill one with a bow and arrow anyway.
Pitbull pranking…you go to dog parks and pick on pit bulls til they start growling at you. Then try to out run them to the gate. More gore=more points!
