Derby Demolition: Players wear bowler hats which they then try to knock off each other’s heads with baseball bats.
Dumpster Diving- similar to the Olympic sport, in that there are 3 meter springboard and 10 meter platform events in which participants perform acrobatic maneuvers, but instead of a water-filled pool they land in a trash-filled dumpster.
wouldn’t that be ‘snuggling’…sounds so innocent!
Fibre-wads work as well in something like a Bess but a good Remington shot-cup is the preferred method. Charge is sort of calibre-related as well but you really have to be soft on the ramming of say a Charlevilles since the bore size is close to the actual ball size.
(My entire F&I Unit has done some testing as well. The one event was more boring than I could describe. We livened it up once the Tourons left.)
Sump collecting. (Grading by degree of emptiness, and by smell.)
Hickey. Teams of players using curved sticks to catch each other and apply love bites.
My brother and I would occasionally play “contact ping pong” where the opponent would win the volley if the ball hit the other person, even if the ball hadn’t touched the table before it went past it.
Courtesy of Steven Wright:
Pulitzer Prizefighting.
Bubblegum collecting and trading.
Like bubblegum card collecting and trading, but instead of the cards with baseball players, you (and your friends) collect and trade the gum. Unchewed is the gold standard, but not compulsory.
Pit Bee fighting (WARNING: this one is kinda barbaric) Each bee handler enters a queen bee into the pit. The queens fight one another savagely until one has defeated the other. Drunken spectators place wagers on the outcome.
Tetennis: The same rules as regular tennis but the court is strewn with sharp dirty pieces of metal.
Back when I was in school, I was on the golf team.
I played defense.
Footbull - like bullfighting, but participant is only allowed to kick the bull as it goes by.
Muenster Truck Rally: Freestyle and racing events where the participants drive large vehicles made out of cheese.
Dodge Darts: Like dodgeball but using lawn darts.
Parachute Origami
New York City Sewer Ratsled Race
Actually, snuggling with boa constrictors is an even better, more fulfilling hobby. Do it once, and you’ll feel warm and loved for the rest of your life!
:D:D:D
Balconing: jumping off a balcony or statue in hopes that your pals will catch you. Pretty popular with drunk or high tourists, not so popular with local healthcare authorities, specially since the people doing it tend to be of the jackass variety and find it hilarious to in fact not catch the jumper.
Best played in the nude, or at least barefoot. Especially popular at clothing-optional resorts.
The opposite game is “Hypodermic the Tail on the Cow-orker” played in hospital hallways late at night all across the land.