Xtreme Sports I’d like to see
Counting coup on bears: Hunters are required to sneak as close as comfortable to the bear, then jump and shout “Shoo” before attempting to touch the bear. Points are awarded for chasing the bear (deducted for running), but close is not a coup. The highest honor is to the one that survives spanking (smack on behind with open palm) their Grizzly.
What Xtreme Sports would you like to see?
I think most sports would be improved by adding the phrase “Release the ravening hounds!” to them. And, you know, actually releasing ravening hounds after saying that.
Full-contact chess.
Autogyro jousting.
Locomotive chicken.
I’ve always pitched some ideas for golf to my buddies, but they never want to try them:
1 free stroke for the longest drive on each hole.
Allowing noisemaking to distract your opponents.
Finishing a hole under par allows you to roll the remaining strokes over to the next hole.
Dual tee shots.
Players are required to drink 1 beer every 3 holes.
If you have to make this a requirement, you’re playing golf with the wrong people. 
My ex-roommate took his game so seriously he wouldn’t even think about it.
I, on the other hand, know how much I suck and therefore don’t care.
Weelchair haki sack.
Rules:
only one:
If the sack touchs the ground then the person who passed it to the person who droped it must take a shot of their choice (I recoment cowboys or vodka).
Ski-jump skeet shooting.
There are a couple of different rule sets you could apply. Some would make me more apt to watch than others.
I want to see a reality show called “Survivor” but have it be the real deal this time. Take a group of people and drop them off on an island with poor natural resources armed with only a blanket, one book of matches, and a hunting knife. The last one alive wins $1 million dollars. There is absolutely no other aid and no way off the island. However, they can’t murder each other. Each death has to be from disease, starvation, dehydration, accident or wildlife encounters. Murderers will be excecuted by the show. The game can last anywhere from days to decades. In the latter case, the winning contestant may be so mentally screwed up that he or she may refuse the money and leaving the island.
Well, shagnasty, if it lasts a bit too long, we could “dontate” some hungry wildcats to the cause…just sayin…
My brother plays an annual social tournament where alcohol is used for handicapping. If one of the “handicappers” witnesses a really good shot they will order the player to drink a beer. Since they play very early in the day the better golfers are quickly “handicapped”.
Could you capture people and leave them staked out to be mauled to death by the hungry wolves? Or set booby traps like pits or snares that they would eventually starve to death in?
The fate of contestants that conduct questionable actions like these will be left up to a dial-in poll of viewers from Texas.
Whoo hoo, then it would be ok!
Been there, done that.
I was running along a beaver dam, which requires careful watching your foot placement. I neglected to look ahead to the other end of the dam. About three-quarters along, I ran into a black bear and shouted “SHIT!”, then backed away. It did not run away, but instead slowly ambled along toward me until we both were off the dam, at which point it went its own way.
I wanna see actual suicide as a sport. The heirs of the most creative suicides win a million bucks. There will be a special artistic award based on blood spatter pattern.
2nd choice: streaking through a pit of vipers.
I’m thinking the two may be synonymous, Boyo Jim.