Inspired by the “There’s a place in France” thread, I now have to ask if anyone knows the full lyrics to this wholesome children’s favorite, and what its origins might be?
I know it starts off with,
Did you ever see a hearse go by
And wonder if you’re the next to die?
and then continues somewhere along the line with,
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
They chew your guts and spit them out
Sounds kind of Goth, if you ask me, and this was back in the early 80s.
Another thing, while I’m thinking about it–I know the melody was the same as the theme song of old Oliver and Hardy shorts (musical notation to follow):
dooo DOOH dee DOOH, dooo DOOH dee DOOH,
dooo DOOH dee DOOH-doo-doo, dooo-dee-DOOH.
So another question is, did the original tune for Oliver and Hardy really carry such gruesome lyrics?
The version we did in Newfoundland in the 80s was similar, except the Pinochle line was (IIRC) ‘In your nose and out your mouth’ and the last line was ‘…MMMMMM, and me without my spoon!’
For versions of this and many other children’s rhymes, try Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts: The Subversive Folklore of Childhood by Josepha Sherman and T. K. F. Weisskopf.
My mom taught my sister and me a version of this little ditty when we were young. However, I’m sure it was around long before the 80’s since she learned it as a child and was born in 1950.
Saltire, that’s the tune I sang it too away back then.It is way more macabre that way. Some did sing it to KUKU. Since I knew the song before we had a TV it made the opening to the show all the more chilling. I am a cubscout master and I know you will all be glad to hear that all those ‘Gruesome ditties’ are alive and doing well. Great Big Gobs of Green Greasy Gopher Guts, My Body Flies Over the Ocean, I’m Mowing over My Dead Dog Rover,I’m Looking Over last Night’s dinner that I threw up on the floor, Upchuck Gotta Upchuck ( to the tune of the Armour hotdog song) and so on ad nauseum.
If you have a Macintosh and speech capability, try the test for the voice Pipe Organ. (Go into the Speech control panel and select Pipe Organ and click on the speaker icon. It says:
to the Alfred Hitchcock tune.
At least it used to! Now that I check it, it sings:
The lyrics I heard were taught to my brother and sister and me by our father–the only member of our family no longer living. Did you ever think when the hearse rolls by
That sooner or later both you and I
Will take a trip in the same old hack
With never a worry of coming back?
They pick you up, they lay you down
And men with shovels stand all around
They throw in dirt, they throw in rocks
It sounds like hell on the old pine box!
The worms crawl in…
He’ll call his friends and his friends’ friends too
You’ll look like hell when the worms get through!
My uncles (now in their early 60s) say they learned this tender song in the boy scouts, it was a classic. Also called Zyrex (sp?)a pre-cool aid dring, bug juice.
have you ever seen a hearses go by
and think that you were the next to die
they rap you up in a big white sheet
and send you down six feet deep
all goes well for about a week
and then your kasket springs a leak
the worms go in
the worms go out
they play penouckle apound your snout
they steel the jelly from between your tows
and carry the buggers right out of your noise