He left no tern unstoned!
Did they live in glass houses?
Hrrm I thought he wren to the big house…
That’s a UL, he sold them oregano.
They were pretty gullible.
And when painting portraits of baboons, he left no stern untoned!
(“Borrowed” from Ogden Nash.)
Dove you think you’ll *egret * your decision one day?
*Owl be seeing youuuuuuuuu *
Oh, how swallow can you be?
If Holly can’t, * Peli can*
Are you guys confusing John, delivering stoned seagulls with Johnathan Livingston Seagull?
If everyone keeps talking about his arrest, he’ll never be able to get an impartial heron.
A duck walks into a drug store and asks for some lipstick. The clerk asked the duck how was he going to pay for it. He said "Just put it on my bill.
Those are both urban legends.
He sold them Alka-Seltzer and they exploded.
Oh dear … reminds me of a Robertson Davies anecdote … the rowdy kids’ party, with the small boy repeatedly sitting down, hard, on the piano keyboard … leaving no tone unsterned.
Left no tern unstoned? He must be a raven maniac by now!
Last I heard, he was robin gas stations.
Avian though I really like you guys, for those puns, you deserve to be ostrichized.
You should be thrushed to within an inch of your life.
Thats better than eating crow.
They are pretty hard to swallow.
Well, you go your way, I’ll go osprey.