Earwigs are capable of flight but seldom fly.
I will forever be in your debt for providing me with this sacred knowledge.
Thanks for the nightmare fuel, man.
I hate those fracking things.
Despite the popular notion to the contrary, hummingbirds can walk and they can fly up to 60 MPH.
It really turns out that punk rockers are militant orchestral zealots that have been captured and rotated 90 degrees through a rogue spacial dimension.
Oh sure, you laugh NOW.
Be sure to close your bedroom window, you never know when one of of those buggers might just decide to, y’know, FLY.
Just sayin’
You’ve been hanging out with SkaldtheRhymer again, haven’t you?