Did you witness shoplifting?

[Machine_Elf]

From several years back:

I helped a guy steal a vacuum cleaner this weekend.

Crazy afternoon on Saturday. Wife and I went to the vacuum cleaner store to get parts for…our vacuum cleaner. We walked into the vac store, and the sales guy was talking to a scruffy-lookin’ dude. When we set our dead part on the counter and asked for a replacement, the sales guy walked into the back room to get it. As he walked back out with our part, he yelled “HEY!” and I turned around just in time to see the scruffy-lookin’ dude running out the door with a boxed $600 vacuum cleaner unde…