I’m not having a good night… my wife is recovering from outpatient surgery, my teeth need work, and my kids are driving me slightly up a wall. We went to the store to get some supplies for the coming weekend. Near the dairy section, I spot her.
She looks like Britney Spears, only about 35 or 40. Normally I think older women (I’m 30) are rather attractive, but this little walking middle-age crisis had on enough makeup to play Cleopatra, a half-shirt that really didn’t suit her one bit, and jeans that were far too tight. Then, to cap it off, she bends over to retrieve something on a bottom shelf, her tight jeans slip down, and I can see quite clearly that she’s wearing a lacy white thong.
First of all, I think thong underwear is kind of gross in the first place. It looks unattractive on most people, and it just looks… uncomfortable. It makes me squirm, honestly, and I’m not a squeamish guy in general.
But on this woman it just looked especially nasty. She was no prize herself, and she was obviously looking for attention. Not from me specifically, I’m sure… just from anyone who’d give it to her.
In style, dress, and behavior, I dub her attention whore. Have a nice night, lady… I’ll be in the back, puking at the sight of you.