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Except for at work, I don’t wear gitch.
I don’t see the point of wearing a floss rather than nothing at all.
I read some place that satany, lycra undies can cook ya up some serious yeast. The thought of yeast there scares me. So I go without undies… without panty lines …and without strings peeking out over my pants.
Around town about three times now, I’ve seen girls walking around with their pants unbotton and unzipped, with the front splayed open.
I’d give anything just to be looking at peek-a-boo thongs at this point.
No kidding. I thought this forum was supposed to remove ignorance, not increase it. For the Teeming Millions, here is the truth of the matter:
Thong sighting != Bad Thing
In fact, I occasionally get a random sighting that causes such a reaction in me that I pull a groin muscle.
Repeatedly. 
Never
EVER
say in public to a woman: “Goddamnit! Shave your ass if you’re going to wear a thong”
I think the problem is pretty clear right there. I’d look for some underwear that the Prince of Darkness was not involved with.
thanks for the hip-hugger-thong advice!
… off to buy some …
I would be shocked, yes, shocked to find out that none of the brave and glorious ladies of this board had underwear with cute li’l Satans on them…
That’s a very true observation. But in scanning a room, your eyes are drawn to bright objects, such as a strip of bright neon pink against dark blue.
And while some girls who wear them are attractive, I find immodesty unattractive.
I WANT THOSE UNDERWEAR!
BTW Calvin Klein makes an pretty good “ultra low rise” thong. I haven’t had a problem with them showing at all.
Though they might with those one inch zipper pants. :eek:
But we wouldn’t have a problem with you in them, Sue 
OK, I’m with you on the “ugly hags in thongs” thing, but thongs as a general topic; nope, it’s all good. Just last week in fact, an entirely attractive coworker, whom I would never have guessed wore anything buy granny panties, bent over in front of me and provided me with a long glance at a black thong (“It’s like the sun. Glance and look away.”)
Brightened my day, let me tell you.
Flattery will get you everywhere. Except into my thong…you, you Barbarian!
Hee. I typed thing instead of thong first. I guess it could work either way.
Well, sure. If he got into your thong, that’d probably get it all stretched out.
[sub]then again, that works for “thing,” too…[/sub] :eek:
Thong underwear makes baby Jesus cry.
d&r