I think someone should call the paramedics, MrQ sounds like he’s having a stroke. 
I love the show. Like said upthread, when Guy and the chef click, the show’s a riot. The most impressive thing to me: there are 2 or 3 bits per episode and, except for ingredients, they’re practically identical. And each epi is almost identical. Fieri has an outstanding technical crew: the editing keeps it tight and fresh despite the sameness, and the recording crew are no slouch, either. Everyone is having a good time.
Colibri, if you ate that kind of stuff regularly, you probably wouldn’t live to be 300 lbs… But what a way to go! 