So, we’re having a Hobbit stripper?
And will she have ribbons in her hair?
It’s not a party without pipeweed.
Seed cake. If it’s good enough for Thorin, it’s good enough for me.
Honey cakes, better than the bakers of Beorn (?) make…
And Goldberry pie.
She will be pleasantly plump.
“Bromosel” is the cognate of Boromir in Bored of the Rings. 
Just put on some eggs, and fetch out the cold chicken and pickles…
Yes, I posted that in reply to Frito and Pepsi. :rolleyes:
I thought only Tom Bombadil could eat that…
If it’s not a formal affair, I may wear this: http://www.lifeisgood.com/product-details.aspx?sku=11667&description=Wander%20Boots%20on%20Dark%20Red&from=/category/search-by-interest/
I know. I hope you weren’t rolling your eyes at me.
You would need a lot of moxie for that.
Moi?
:rolleyes:
What does it mean, “Colgate of Boromir”?
Okay, well, when after Brasso and Drano got their jollies at the last battle with the Slumlord of Borax, this whole “cleaning products” thing got…
Eh, it’d take too long, and I see our host has just brewed up a nice pot of tea and brought out the brandysnaps, fudge fingers, toffee pennies and marzipanned dates, so let’s just get on with “filling up the corners” instead.