As a sort of thank you for all of your help in URL=“How Should I Furnish My Hobbit-Hole? - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board”]furnishing my hobbit-hole, I’m throwing a potluck dinner party. You’re all invited, as long as you list the recipe for the hobbit themed food you’re bringing.
I have plenty of dark ale, long bottom leaf, breads and cheeses and some sauteed mushrooms. Everything else is up to you guys!
Great! This gives me a chance to try out my ‘dragon-roasted dwarf’ recipe! Twelve times I’ve tried cooking it so far, with varying results. This time though, I think I’ve got it down just right.
I’ll bring 'tater soup.
I’ll bring the Onion Ring.
Psssst We call it “onion loaf”, else the old, bearded guy with the staff acts like he’s off his meds or something. :rolleyes:
Only…One Ring?
I’ll bring the Roast Lamb (kine are too big for Hobbits to raise).
Only one mouth can wield the Onion Ring.
I’m bringin lambas (or is it lembas?)–aka choc chip oatmeal cookies.
Rabbit stew. Cooked, not raw. With 'taters. That’s PO-TA-TOES to you.
For you raw food eaters, a nice fresh fish obtained with great stealth late at night from a forbidden pool. Juicy sweeeeeeeet!
I’ll bring some good Buckland brandy for after dinner when we’re gathered around the fire, swapping stories of our adventures.
I’ll bring the miruvor - my "morning hangover"TM blend.
The only adventures I’ve had are hiding from those gawddam fireworks.
You won’t let the old guy bring that stuff, will you?
I’ll bring an assortment of Dorwinion wines. Delicious and refreshing, but be careful - they pack quite a punch.
One truckle of good sharp cheese that’s been lurking in the corner of the dairy for a while, and a gallon of pickled onions that won’t give up without a fight.
Fritos and Pepsi for everyone!
We’ll need Bromoseltzer.
And I want to thank you for my next party theme!
scribbles madly
Bromoseltzer??
Apple tart.
I was there , once.
Scribbles Madly–a nice little town.