Well then why don’t you bring them some of your own home brew? That seems like the obvious solution!
Am I being wooshed, or are you suggesting he bring the warm smell of inflammation of the colon? :eek:
Or some black-and-white cookies?
I don’t want anything I have to mug an old lady or take a number to get.
That’s how you can always tell when the girl with colitis goes by…
I think lieu meant colitas rather than colitis: a play on the “pot plant” discussion above.
A nice aromatic candle is my old stand-bye. Or incense.
Brownies, with a “whole bag of love” in them. (for reference see That 70s Show) Covers the dessert and ‘pot plant’ options.
lieu was referencing and old Uncle Cecil column about the lyrics to* Hotel California*. You were whooshed.
Man, I really hope you meant Colitas and not COLITIS .
Ick.
It is lieu we’re talking about here. You really can’t be sure, what with the prehensile rectums, donuts and bearclaws and all.
In the US we say “potted plant” or probably just “small houseplant.” People are just being silly about “pot plant” – it does sound a touch risque or at least silly to US ears. 
Although it is perfectly clear what you meant.
An African violet.
You can never go wrong with African violets.
Man, you didn’t even scan the thread, did you?
(see posts 22, 26, and 29)