Dio the ballbag

You realize you’re giving the asshole you’re responding to material to work with, right?

Ah, alrghty then. I would therefore like to revise and extend my comments to reflect that I PREDICT that your daughters WILL BE total sluts.

He’s fingerpainting with his own shit. It doesn’t do me or my kids any harm.

I respectfully retract my joke. It was out of line.

Also, runner pat, I mentioned on this here smorgasbord that I have a daughter, and next thing you know, if I say that I’m OK with enhanced interrogation techniques applied against enemy combatants in the way outlined in the memos, some extremely intelligent individual says " OH YEAH, SO YOU’D BE OK WITH YOUR DAUGHTER BEING TORTURED THEN@@@@#!!"

This is the BBQ Pit. People are assholes here. Go tell your mom to clean that vag before next week’s visit (bitch was stanky last week).

What DOES do your kids harm is you teaching them all that bullshit you believe based on your misunderstanding of how the world works. But kids are smart, and they have friends, and their friends’ parents don’t work as butt-cleaners and grandma-bathers like you do. So they will likely realize that the liberal douche outlook on life is worthless, and then at Thanksgiving 20 years from now you’ll think ol’ Rand popped out of your fucking turkey because your kiddies will be telling you not to act like such a looter. And shit.

Chrissakes. Smoke a cigar. Beat a servant. Chill the fuck out.

Dio, you just called practically every big, scary, muscular bouncer who works the door in a bar a gullible fucking chump. Not a good idea.

He recently admitted that he didn’t have any idea who Euler was. Some expert; I don’t know how someone can go around claiming that they are edumacated and not know about Euler’s various contributions to both physics and math.

Shit. I was afraid something like that would happen. I just had to mention his daughters. I was not trying to drag them into anything–I just needed something as insulting as I could get because I’m really bad at actual insults.

And I posted in this thread because I didn’t want to start a new one just to make a point. Which, despite Dio’s protests to the contrary, I hope I did.

Not that it’ll penetrate your thick head, but being uptight about sex is a conservative puritanical douche outlook on life.

I understood your comments in the rhetorical context you intended. I was not offended, (and once again, I didn’t report you).

Justin’s apology is accepted, and it’s not like I haven’t tried off color jabs that clanged off the rim, or realized were probably going too far immediately after I said them.

RR is just being an asshole, but fortunately for me, I can honestly say that I couldn’t care less what he thinks. I have absolutely no regard for his opinions to begin with, so can’t really be stirred to be offended by him.

I can tell you it grows old after two or three years. It sounds like fun (and it is at the beginning) but, it’s self defeating in the end.

He’s actually rather sad, especially when he’s posting drunk. (which seems to be happening rather a lot lately)

The problem is he misspelled it. He should have spelled it exspurt.
That is ex as in has been, and spurt as a squirt under pressure.

In all seriousness I really pity his children. With daddy’s attitude toward all things sexual I predict that they will be some messed up kids. Too bad.

That only works for dryads.

I have him on ignore. I have yet to run into a situation where I feel like I’ve missed any part of the conversation.

Most of the time I find myself in agreement with whatever Dio has to contribute to a thread but I really think he’s doing his reputation as a reasoned and logical poster a disservice with the stance he’s taking on this issue for reasons I’ve already stated in other threads.

It all makes sense now. Dio’s 10 yr old is showing signs of growing titties, and he thinks every male of adult age wants to get in her little knickers.

I can see that girl being dressed in a burlap sack soon, and getting a spanking for even looking at a lipstick container.

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I have three daughters! Three… daughters!

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