Dirtiest Songs (Possibly NSFW)

Nice. I thought about posting that one, I like the verse he does in it to the* Green Acres *theme.

Some more old school…

Digital Undergound - Freaks of the Industry

Know what I mean? [Uh huh] A’ight, here’s the scene:
You’re lying on you’re back with your head on the edge of the bed,
The booty’s two feet from your head:
Should you:
A, take the time to find a condom,
B, you walk right over and you pound ‘em,
C, tell her that you want her love,
Well the answer is D, [D], all of the above.
So you’re freakin’ [freakin’], the furniture’s squeakin’ [squeakin’]
She’s tweakin’, sayin’ that she’s weak in the knees.
Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound,
You’re taxin’ it and waxin’ it and workin’ it around,
‘Til the booty starts makin’ that clappin’ sound,
Which is cool, but your friends are chillin’ in the other room.
The clappin’s getting louder, you don’t want them to clown you,
In this situation, what do you do: [What?]
A, you, plain and simply, back up off her
B, you hit it just a little bit softer,
C, you take it out and put it in het butt,
Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up:
I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door
Now they can’t see me any more.
Check the locks so they can’t clock, but they can listen.
There’ll be no bargin’ in and there’ll be no dissin’ [Dissin’]
Gettin’ back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the
cherries,
Then I go through all the fly positions:
My head under her leg under my arm under her toe.
She says, ‘I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.’
I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it.
After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside,
And before anybody gets a chance to speak,
I say, ‘Yo, don’t say nuttin’, I guess I’m just a freak!’

Step Yo Game Up by Snoop Dogg (feat Lil Jon, Trina)

Pop That Pussy - 2 Live Crew

I’m sad someone beat me to “My Neck, My Back.”

A great dirty double entendre from The Bloodhound Gang:

And I’m surprised “I wanna fuck you like an animal” from NIN’s “Closer” hasn’t been brought up. But the rap generally wins this thread to the point where we should have a separate thread for the non-rap entries.

Of course almost the entire Bloodhound Gang’s body of work could qualify for this thread.

In case this isn’t a whoosh, the Dead Kennedys were a far-left liberal punk band. And I do mean far left. This song is making fun of guys who go out to get trashed and have semi consensual sex with strangers.

(Also, the song “Kill the Poor” does not actually mean they want to kill poor people. And, despite lyrics to the contrary, I don’t think DK honestly suggest booking a holiday in Cambodia to celebrate graduating business school.)

myskepticsight: A local chiropractic office here has a billboard up in a predominating black part of town, emblazoned with the slogan “My Neck, My Back”. Cracks me up every single time.

I listed the songs that I did because in high school we had one friend who drove all the time; he was the best driver and had the nicest/biggest car, and he used to BLARE those 3 songs and we’d all act goofy and sing all the words and dance in the car. I used to know every word to them, I still know most when I hear one. We definitely got a weird look or five back then.

Liz Phair’s Flower is pretty raunchy. Not linking it because I’m at work.

How is it I’m the first to mention Shave 'em Dry?

“So What” by the Anti-Nowhere League

Well I’ve sucked sweets
And I’ve sucked rock
And I’ve even sucked an old man’s cock
So what, so what

Well I’ve fucked a sheep
And I’ve fucked a goat
I’ve had my cock right down its throat
So what, so what

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And not dirty in terms of foul language but The Sexy Data Tango by Voltaire

:eek: wow. :smiley:

Ghostface Killah’s verse from The Projects is, well, …


Suck my dick it’s the kid with the fat knob
I bust all into ya face, plus it come in globs
Quick get on your knees, with yo’ sweet pussy let it breathe
Two fingers is all in your hole, think I can fit three
Your pink lips, spread it in shit, let me throw my dick in
Grab my shit and place it gently, on your clit
Ping-pong pussy, wide world of wombs titty saggin
Stomach on some scriveled up prune shit
Too much air in your pussy you screamin that it’s
TALKIN TO YOU DADDY, fart’s breathin out your lips splashin my dick badly
Use vinegar, to try to tighten up your ginger
All-mighty dick, ran in with a cape, some call him engine
Lightning rod bob, black candy cane attatched to God
Thick, like a great adventure cigar, in your garage
Pregnant pussy have you fall out, like Remi on the house
Watch the teeth for slobbin my shit
You bit it on the couch, dry pussy leave the friction burns
Plus beef I hone, the condom broke
Bitch you got AIDS I’m shakin in my bones

The Ballad of Eskimo Nell

In spite of that one particular line, the rest of the lyrics don’t seem all that dirty to me.

I can’t believe it hasn’t been said so far. This is by far the dirtiest song on the list.

Three 6 Mafia’s Slob on My Knob:

And drinks a niggas nut
Until you well and fed
To see what she’s about
I creaped to her house
To catch her in her blouse
And see how big her mouth
She pulled me to her room
To get the fuckin soon
I didn’t have a rubber
I fucked with two balloons
Lay on the bed
That’s all she said
Her pussy has one problem
Twisted tight in streads
The fucken sounds were tunes
I fucked her with a broom
She rode it like a horse
The blood came rushing soon
When I seen that
I didn’t want the cat
So I found out
And never came back

I tried to pull a specific part, but the whole thing is just so ridiculous that you really should read it. Everything from guns to descriptions of all sorts of nasty hair down there, to mothers, to stanky *ss… I win.

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And to think… these guys won an OSCAR.

Also I think the lyric quoted is actually ‘you bawl like the baby in Eraserhead’ – as in, you cry in a horrifyingly annoying way. I don’t think it’s referring to child molestation or something there.

But yes, that is a dirty, dirty song. Just a satirical one.

A breakfast radio show on the government station a couple of years back announced a Peaches song - I can’t remember which one, but they appeared to have stuffed up the CD programming. After a short, violent, instrumental intro Peaches started screaming - and I may be paraphrasing here because I didn’t actually buy the album -

I’M A FUCKING CUNT!
I’M A FUCKING CUNT!
I’M A FUCKING CUNT!
I’M A FUCKING C

at which point the zany breakfast crew broke in and indicated that this one wasn’t quite the one they were after. And that they’d probably better add a retrospective “language warning”, if anyone felt that they needed one.

I recall a song called “Crablouse” by Lords of Acid that is about…crab louse.

Good Ship Venus - as performed by Loudon Wainwright III.

Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

The Feederz’ Jesus Entering From the Rear off the classic Let Them Eat Jellybeans compilation ( on the Dk’s label, Alternative Tentacles ), has to rank right up there at least on the most sacrilegious list.