I’m looking for the raunchiest, dirtiest songs ever played on the radio. Don’t ask me why, I guess I’m in a rauncy, dirty mood. Here’s a few that came to me right away:
Donna Summer’s Love To Love You, Baby
Musique’s Push, Push In the Bush
The Bloodhound Gangs Bad Touch.
Also I have a question. Does anybody know the name and artist to these two songs? They’re both Spanishy, hip hopish dance songs. One had a girl singing “You have to lick it before you stick it” and the other one had another girl singing something like “Don’t want no short, short, teeny weeny little dick men.”
One of my favorite dirty songs is rapper Akinyele’s “Put It In Your Mouth.”
This one was a never a single played on the radio, but Snoop Dogg’s “Ain’t No Fun (If the Homies Can’t Have None)” is a hilarious and raunchy classic.
Li’l Kim and 50 Cent trade off verses in the sexually-charged “Magic Stick.”
Spinal Tap didn’t get radio airplay either, but “Sex Farm” and “Big Bottom” are full of sexual innuendo. “My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo…”
Frank Zappa’s “Dinah Moe Humm” describes a raunchy menage a trois between the singer and two sisters.
Closer by Nine Inch Nails…played pretty much continually (and often unedited, at least in my experience) on the radio circa 1994-1995.
Chorus:
I want to fck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to God
The entire album Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By is a tongue-in-cheek soundtrack for sex and seduction, crafted by Dan “The Automator” Nakamura’s supergroup Lovage. Lead singers Mike Patton (of Faith No More and Mr. Bungle) and Jennifer Charles (of Elysian Fields) trade come-ons, innuendos, and sexy moans back and forth, working each other up musically into fits of hot, sweaty passion. And it works well as background music for the real thing, too.
How could I have forgotten Darling Nicky. I think it’s the DiVynal’s I Touch Myself that you’re thinking of. Although I’d love to hear a Paula Abdul version of it.
Oh and how about Cyndie Lauper’s She Bop?
“Rumpshaker” (can’t remember the name of the group, unfortunately)
“Do Me” -Bel Biv Devoe
There were a ton of them I remember from when I was in junior high…damn, now I’m gonna be trying to think of them all…I think I still have a bunch of the old mix tapes I made when I was 13-15 with all those songs on them…
Oh, my. Just about anything by AC/DC, but Shake A Leg and Walk All Over You spring immediately to mind. F.I.N.E., Rag Doll, Love in an Elevator (good morning, Mr. Tyler…) and, really, everything else by Aerosmith Pour Some Sugar on Me & Let it Rock by Def Leppard
Wait, lemme grab the iPod… Baby’s on Fire by Sammy Hagar Pound Cake by Van Halen…
How long do you have, here? :dubious:
