SEX! SEX! SEX! . . . . . . in music. Seriously. Don't bring the kids.

Prince (sorry, The Artist) pretty much owns this topic, doesn’t he?

A snippet from the tactfully titled “Come”

Ah, but not every sexy song is all that recent … Witness “Love for Sale” by Cole Porter – 1930.

Okay, it’s not “with my tongue in the crease,” but it’s pretty steamy for its day. :slight_smile:

Speaking of Prince, what about “Cream?”

“Cream…get on top…”

There’s a Ruth Brown bluesy song (or a Ruth Brown-like artist) where the woman is ostensibly selling a sofa-- I vaguely remember a line that goes something like: If you want to sit in it you have to pay for it. I ain’t giving it away for free.
Does anybody know it?

I don’t know if it’s ever been played on the radio, but:

Ween - L.M.L.Y.P.

(it stands for "Let Me Lick Your … well, you know)

What about “Jungle Fever” by Chakachas? (It’s on the Boogie Nights soundtrack.)

That whole album is really raunchy! The Humpty Dance? “'Cause in the 69 my humpty nose’ll tickle your rear.” :eek: And of course, the song with the guy buying the sex packets…

Are you sure you aren’t thinking of “More, More, More” by The Andrea True Connection?

Did Donna Summer do a song called “Love to Love you, Baby.”?

I think there’s a collection called “Copulatin’ Blues”. Must be a good album for a rainy evening.

How about Zep’s Whole Lotta Love?

Lyrics here. :eek: Seriously, don’t bring the kids. And don’t visit if you’re at work.

Oh, and hardygrrl, “Freaks of the Industry” is still played on the radio locally.

Yeup. More, More, More is a different song. Love To Love You, Baby has a long section in which Donna moans and groans as if. . . well, you know.

Anyone remember “Wiggle Wiggle” by the Outhere Brothers?

lyrics such as

“Stick your ass in my face, I love the way your p*ssy tastes”

“Horizontal Bop” by Bob Seeger
and
“Tube Snake Boogie” by ZZ Top

they both rock pretty damn good as well as being dirty

and another vote for 60 Minute Man

Can’t forget the big hit they had in Japan - Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight:

“You’re sweet, but you’re just four feet
And you still got your baby teeth
You’re too young, and I’m too well-hung
But tonight I’m gonna rock ya…”

How about rap group U.T.F.O.'s song, If You Don’t Wanna Get Pregnant (Suck The Dck)*:

So you want me to slay you? Hubba-hubba!
You ain’t on The Pill? Well I ain’t got a rubber!
So how we gonna do this? I drank a case of stout
And once my jimmy goes in, it’s hard to take him out
You’re making this difficult. Why all this confusion?
Silly me, I’ve got the perfect solution
It’s effective, but we gotta do it quick
If you don’t wanna get pregnant , suck the d*ck!

Sadly, I remember. It’s Wrekx-N-Effect. Amusingly enough, when I was doing some work on the Maryland campus techrooms last winter break, I found the tape it was from (Hard or Smooth for those dying to know), and it quickly became our “test” audiocassette. Laughed every time hearing “All I wanna do is a zooma-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom, shake ya rump” at full volume on a lecture hall sound system.

Chestnut Mare by the Byrds (metaphorically).

Cecelia by Simon and Garfunkle

That’s Georgia White (but she does sound a lot like Ruth Brown in that old shouting way) doing ‘If I can’t sell it I’ll keep sitting on it’.

Truly a winner.

Queen - Get Down Make Love

The Sweet - Wig Wam Bam

Kielbasa Sausage - Tenacious D

Featuring the line:
“Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheese is warm.”

For the love of all that is dirty and fun, what the heck is “butt cheese”? I always heard it as “your butt cheeks is warm,” intentionally bad grammar. And MOST lyrics pages I googled up agree with “cheeks” over “cheese.” (Though some agree more with you)

I can’t believe conversations like this one are what I paid to discuss.

According to www.lyricstime.com , butt cheese is correct.

So what was the song, came out in 1998(?)
mostly instrumental, with horn music, and a girl who would chime in “um, would you go to bed with me?”

This is one that didn’t get radio play, but it’s a good track:

S S S & Q by Robert Plant.

(Stands for soak, shake, splash & quake. It’s about cunnilingus.)