There’s a Ruth Brown bluesy song (or a Ruth Brown-like artist) where the woman is ostensibly selling a sofa-- I vaguely remember a line that goes something like: If you want to sit in it you have to pay for it. I ain’t giving it away for free.
Does anybody know it?
What about “Jungle Fever” by Chakachas? (It’s on the Boogie Nights soundtrack.)
That whole album is really raunchy! The Humpty Dance? “'Cause in the 69 my humpty nose’ll tickle your rear.” :eek: And of course, the song with the guy buying the sex packets…
Can’t forget the big hit they had in Japan - Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight:
“You’re sweet, but you’re just four feet
And you still got your baby teeth
You’re too young, and I’m too well-hung
But tonight I’m gonna rock ya…”
How about rap group U.T.F.O.'s song, If You Don’t Wanna Get Pregnant (Suck The Dck)*:
So you want me to slay you? Hubba-hubba!
You ain’t on The Pill? Well I ain’t got a rubber!
So how we gonna do this? I drank a case of stout
And once my jimmy goes in, it’s hard to take him out
You’re making this difficult. Why all this confusion?
Silly me, I’ve got the perfect solution
It’s effective, but we gotta do it quick
If you don’t wanna get pregnant , suck the d*ck!
Sadly, I remember. It’s Wrekx-N-Effect. Amusingly enough, when I was doing some work on the Maryland campus techrooms last winter break, I found the tape it was from (Hard or Smooth for those dying to know), and it quickly became our “test” audiocassette. Laughed every time hearing “All I wanna do is a zooma-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom, shake ya rump” at full volume on a lecture hall sound system.
For the love of all that is dirty and fun, what the heck is “butt cheese”? I always heard it as “your butt cheeks is warm,” intentionally bad grammar. And MOST lyrics pages I googled up agree with “cheeks” over “cheese.” (Though some agree more with you)
I can’t believe conversations like this one are what I paid to discuss.