Pull up to the bumper baby, * Grace Jones*
Pull up to my bumper, baby
In your long black limousine
Pull up to my bumper, baby
And drive it in between.
I still can’t believe they let that on the radio in the early '80’s.
See now, I agree with you. But I wanted to be sure, so I googled it. The first page that came up said “butt cheese”. And frankly, I find that a lot funnier. I’ll check the subtitles on my DVD tonight and report back tomorrow.
Answered my own question.
The song is called “Would you…” by Touch and Go and can be found on the Forces of Nature soundtrack.
lyrics:
“Um
I’ve noticed you around
I find you very attractive
I’ve noticed you around
Um
I find you very attractive
I find you very attractive
Um
Would you go to bed with me?”
Led Zeppelin has a couple besides “Whole Lotta Love.”
“The Lemon Song” has the line “squeeze my lemon, baby, and let the juice run down my leg.” But I’ve never liked the song.
Much better is “Trampled Underfoot” from Physical Graffiti, which it turns out isn’t about auto-repair:
Trouble-free transmission, helps your oil’s flow
Mama, let me pump your gas, mama, let me do it all
…
Dig that heavy metal underneath your hood
Baby, I could work all night, believe I’ve got the perfect tools
…
Groovin’ on the freeway, gauge is on the red
Gun down on my gasoline, I believe I’m gonna crack a head.
Ellis – that would be Darlin Nikki by Prince, and leave Paula Abdul at home. You’re talking about The Divinyls, who sang “I Touch Myself.” It had a resurgence in popularity when it was featured in the first Austin Powers film.
Touch And Go also have a song called “Straight to Number One” that was featured in the TV series Queer As Folk, which I find to be a little more explicit than “Would You…?”:
Ten . . . kiss me on the lips.
Nine . . . run your fingers through my hair.
Eight . . . touch me . . . slowly.
Hold it!
(long pause)
Let’s go straight . . . to number one.
It’s amazing how some older songs got on the radio (and are still on)
Walk on the Wild Side and it’s famous “giving head” line.
Brown Sugar and “How come you taste so good”
Pearl Necklace
:eek:
Hey Ya - Outkast:
Don’t want to meet your daddy
Just want you in my Caddy
Don’t want to meet yo’ mama
Just want to make you cumma
I heard it on the radio last night, in fact.
James Brown: “Lickin’ Stick – Lickin’ Stick” and “Sex Machine”
Touch And Go also did the theme song for an HBO documentary series about the lives of strippers. I think the show was called G-String Divas, and it was a pretty sexy song, with samples of a weather report in the background, and a sultry British-accented woman saying “I’m… so… hot!” over and over.
If you’re feeling kinky you could do worse to listen to **The Velvet Underground’s[\b] *Venus In Furs [\i]
I almost forgot a classic: Ted Nugent’s Wango Tango!
There’s always Only Straight Girls Wear Dresses by Cunts With Attitude. Not sure if it’s ever gotten radio airplay, though.
Most anything by Lords of Acid. “Pussy Round” is a catchy tune (sung by a woman).
And don’t forget their classic: Fuck Her Gently
Oh, my goodness, how could this have not been quoted yet?
She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
Knockin’ me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share, had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there
'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -
Shook me all night long
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Most of these songs are more suggestive than raunchy.
“Bang a Gong” T-Rex, I’m not sure what many of the words are, but the groove is very sexy.
“Savoy Truffle” Beatles, This song is supposedly a random set of lyrics taken from a box of candies, and most of the song isn’t all that sexy but …
“Cool Cherry Creme, Nice Apple Tart,
I Feel Your Taste Every Time We’re Apart”
I think there’s more than chocolate involved here.
“Time of the Season” by the Zombies.
“It’s the time of the season.
When love runs high.
And this time, give it to me easy.
And let me try with pleasured hands.
To take you in the sun to promised lands”
“Son of a Preacher Man” by Dusty Springfield
“Learning from each other’s knowing
Looking to see how much we’re growing”
And I’m surprised there’s no mention of Clarence Carter’s "Strokin’
"I stroke it to the north, I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere, I even stroke it with my…
… Led Zeppelin got that line from the great Robert Johnson’s “Traveling Riverside Blues”.
“Now you can squeeze my lemon 'till the juice run down my…”
(spoken) ‘till the juice run down my leg, baby, you know what I’m talkin’ about
“You can squeeze my lemon 'till the juice run down my leg”
(spoken) That’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout now,
"But I’m goin’ back to Friar’s Point, if I be rockin’ to my head"
Raunch from the 1930’s :>
Oh come on guys! You’re forgetting the classics!
I give you: David Allan Coe!
Pick’em Lick’em Stick’em
You gotta learn how to pick’em son, learn how to lick’em son, learn how to stick’em son, between the thighs, and you got to try not to beat’em too much, try not to teach’em too much, try not to feed’em to much bullshit and lies.
And another one by David, Fuckin in the Butt, of which the title says it all.
And don’t forget “Finger Fucking Sally”.
Bad Company, “Feel Like Makin’ Love”. It got me randy once or twice. Lords of Acid is a great band choice for sexy tunes. Check out Voodoo U. Or the majority of Prince tunes…
Screw you, coding skills, screw you. Bleh!