Dirtiest Songs (Possibly NSFW)

Swap the title’s first two words round and you may have something.

I’d also suggest Wayne County & The Electric Chairs’ Fuck Off:

"If you don’t want to fuck me, baby,
Baby, baby, baby, FUCK OFF!
If you don’t want to fuck me, baby,
Baby, baby, baby, FUCK OFF!
You think that you’re hit shit I heard,
You ain’t nothing but a COLD TURD!
“If you don’t want to fuck me, baby,
Baby, baby, baby, FUCK OFF!”

And from the same 1970s punk era, there’s Alberto y Los Trios Paranoias’ Fuck You:

“All we want to do is communicate,
And I’ve got something quite simple to state:
FUCK YOU!”

The latter was recorded as a parody of the many desperate-to-offend UK punk bands around at the time. The Albertos also recorded a radio-friendly version of the song called “Thank You”, which otherwise had exactly the same lyrics.

Might I humbly include “Rock and Roll Never Felt So Good” by GWAR?

Lyrics:http://www.mp3lyrics.org/g/gwar/rock-n-roll-never-felt-so-good/

Needless to say, EXCEPTIONALLY NSFW.

Y’know, I almost put Maria Muldauer’s “Midnight at the Oasis” down, because there was something about the way she sang it…

Alright. Now that I’m finally no longer checking this thread from work:

The Castration of the Strawberry Roan by the Sons of the Pioneers, 1942
The Rotten Cocksucker’s Ball by the Clovers, 1954
Signifying Monkey Snatch & the Poontangs
Keep on Churnin’ (Until the Butter Comes) Wynonie Harris, ? early fifties
Get It Hank Ballard and the Midnighters, 1953
What’s That Smell Like Fish Blind Boy Fuller, 1938
Big Long Slidin’ Thing Dinah Washington
I Like My Baby’s Puddin’ Wynonie Harris
Butcher Pete Roy Brown
Poontang Treniers (YouTube doesn’t seem to have the original, sorry)
You’re a Liar (aka Three Old Whores from Winnipeg) Traditional (lyrics only)

The latest dirty song I’ve been hearing on the radio is by Pitbull. I think it’s called “Hotel Room.”

Let me check your pipes
Oh, you’re the healthy type
Well, here goes some egg whites

As for older stuff, I would like to nominate Lil’ Jon and the Eastside Boyz’ classic “Get Low,” particularly its chorus :

To the window
To the wall (To the wall)
Till the sweat drop down my balls (My Balls!)
All these bitches crawl (Crawl)
Y’all skeet skeet motherfucker
Y’all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn!!!)

WFMU’s list is:

Bo Carter - Warm My Weiner
Lucille Bogan - Shave ‘em Dry
Slim Gaillard - The Dirty Rooster
The Blenders - Don’t Fuck Around With Love
The Clovers - Rotten Cocksucker’s Ball
Jackie Wilson and LaVern Baker
The Rolling Stones - Cocksucker Blues
Boozoo Chavis - Deacon Jones
Fred Wolff Combo - Somebody Else Was Sucking My Dick Last Night
Clarence Carter’s song "Strokin’"

Also known as Four Whores, Baltimore Whores, or Four Whores of Baltimore ;).

Some of those I’ve never heard before but I might have to listen O_o

Get You Wet - Plies feat. Pretty Ricky

Grind On Me - Pretty Ricky

Drop It Low Stick It Out Remix feat. Trey Songz and T.I. - Pitbull (I can’t seem to find the lyrics anywhere)

Lollipop - Lil Wayne

Rope Burn - Janet Jackson