Dirtiest sounding food phrases

-Slurp the noodle

It’s pretty much a staple in modern-day porn…minus the syrup or jelly. No croutons in my salad, please!

You don’t say?

Bone the hen…

But then after you bone your hen, you might have to truss your hen, as well. Baste well.

Whip until stiff peaks form.

Beat the meat seconded (my mom still doesn’t know why I laugh when she makes chicken picatta).

Cream the butter.

I’m feeling even more confused now than ever. I’m trying to figure out if I should be having sex, licking something off someone or just baking a cake.

From der Svedish chef: “Bork bork bork”

The Peach Method (Sexual Kung Fu):

Pick the Peach, Score the Peach, Blanche the Peach, Peel the Peach, Pit the Peach, Macerate the Peach… suck the juice from your elbows.

I’ll say. (possibly NSFW, suggestive, but absolutely no nudity).

Coq au vin
Toad in the hole
Purée the penis
Thrust the spotted dick into the pussy willow
Make sweet love to the anchovies

Ordering at a Oriental resteraunt:

Red Snapper

or

Hand Roll

These two got the recently divorced uptight Swat team leader on Hill Street Blues in a bit of trouble

Blll

Wow, I’ve heard of that guy before, but only from Chris Rock. It seems he took some liberties with the interview.

fish taco

pulled pork