-Butter your muffins
-Cure my salami
-Nibble the strawberry
-Suck the tip and squeeze the head
-Pour cream on your berries
-pipe my ramekins.
-butter my grits.
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filet da gumbo.
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butterfly the shrimp.
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devein the shrimp.
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beurre manier that sauce
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deglace the meat.
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pound my schnitzel.
-dress the squab… deglace the squab.
- suck the bones clean.
I better stop now, this thread is either making me horny… or maybe, hungry? I don’t know.
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Shuck/Pop the clam.
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seed the Honeydew.
Toss my salad.
…Yes, but do you like syrup or grape jelly?
Spatchcock the chicken
Eat my spotted dick.
(I know I am going to regret this.)
Uhh…what?
Tossed Salad Man (possibly, NSFW)
That’s from an HBO Undercover Episode that I saw back in the 80’s, I believe.
First time I had ever heard the term.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. :eek:
Yep, I pretty much regret asking.
I think that is enough ignorance fought for one day.
Hooopmf, Whooomph, BEEEUUUUUUACH!
There it goes… 
everyone, everyone … relax from the tossed salad bit …
rest your meat
You’ve got a bit of kumquat on your chin.
-Eat your plum duff.
Beer Butt Chicken
Beat your meat
Liberally salt the cavity
Beat until stiff
How about the obvious:
“Hey… Nice mellons!”