Butt-licking and "tossed salad." WTF?

I’m a bit embarrassed about typing in this question, but I’m curious…how did the act of licking a persons poop-chute get to be called “tossing one’s salad?” Like, what is the CONNECTION here!!! And then there is something called “feltching?” (sp?) That involves a straw and an orifice, yes? What the heck are the etymologies here!!! Could someone please enlighten me (Satan)?

Feeling Like June Cleaver in an S&M Shop,
Patty

The term “toss my salad” comes from a HBO special about prisons that was aired 5-6 years ago. A prisoner describes how jelly or surup can be used, and how it’s not sex. The term was also used by Chris Rock in his stand up, and referenced the same show. As for fletching, enough has been written on this message board. Although, I’m not sure of the exact etymology.

Before this thread gets out of hand, you may want to refer to this one

Caution: not for the timid.

Thanks for the input, folks!

Patty

OK, who else is strangely turned on by that image?

“Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night.”

Actually, I have run acrosss and earlier use of “tossed salad”, in a book titled “P.S> your cat is dead”…
forget the author’s name,
but I distinctly remember laughing my ass off at the book.

Sorry, damn fat fingers,
that title is “P.S., your cat is dead”

Fletching is the act of either making arrows, or putting feathers on arrows. Felching is something ENTIRELY different.

Hmmm…I’ll never listen to the “Frasier” theme song in quite the same way.