I have a feeling that this is one of those guy things that ladies just don’t get told about.
If any of you guys need a yuk, last night I suggested to the that guy I’m interested in that he could “toss my salad” and then he explaned what that meant. Oh my. :eek:
So ladies - do you know what it is? Do you want to hazard a guess? Am I the only totally clueless gal in the bunch or what?
I think it means you wanna get sexed up. Is that close?
Yes, I know what it means. From reading Savage Love, I think.
Out of curiousity, what were you trying to ask him to do?
Close, but not specific enough.
I have no clue what it means.
Well ?
Hey! I get to use spoiler tags!
Analingus (using your tongue on someone else’s backside).
And it’s not just a guy thing, since chicks have one of those too. So, uh… did you run away blushing or did you re-negotiate?
Corr
I always thought it meant masterbation. Now I know better!
Well, it looks like the Dope Pervert gets to chime in.
It started off as a prison term. Apparently, eating ass espouses more of a conviction (no pun intended) than just worshipping some wangage. In prison, they had a choice: do said eating with jelly or syrup. Yes, eat ass with jelly or syrup.
I prefer marmalade.
I was just making up a euphemism (I thought) - we’d been having an ongoing conversation all day about me covered in 1000 Island dressing, or Ranch or Catalina or whatever. So I said I’ll cover myself in Ranch and you can toss my salad thinking I was being clever - you know, we can have sex! Ha Ha!
And then he said he wasn’t interested.
And then he asked if I knew what it meant.
And I didn’t.
And he laughed and laughed and laughed.
And I blushed.
And then we discussed some other stuff that I’m not going to go into. 
I am surprised no one has referenced Chris Rock and his legendary HBO special “Bring the Pain” where he goes on an extended riff about avoiding going to prison so you won’t have to toss anyone’s salad. Hilarious.
Okay…not quite on topic, but reminded me of one of my favorite jokes when I was in college. You ask a girl if she knows the difference between a Caesar salad and a blowjob. They generallly will go along with the joke and say “no”. You then ask them out to lunch.
Thank you, that is all.
Mark
akwally1 - that’s actually pretty funny.
The guy in question is now convinced that my lack of knowledge is a Canadian thing.
I told him I think it’s a girl thing.
Yeah, probably not a good idea to try and use hip lingo before knowing what it actually means.
He didn’t offer to ‘tea-bag’ you did he?
I knew this (I don’t know why or how. Osmosis, maybe), but I’d like to know why. I can’t see the connection between salad tossing and analingus.
Is there some reason behind the term, or is it just a random coinage? If so, no innocent-sounding action phrase is safe.
I’m going to go polish the car because likes it when I light a sparkler and spend the night on the roof.
I have no idea what I just said, but under the right circumstances, it sure sounds dirty.
Oh GOD - what does THAT mean?
All I got offered was oral sex lasting weeks, which suits me just fine.
I believe it’s to put ones testicals on your face (over your eyes?).
Boys are weird.
Ugh, testicles too.
:smack:
How would that be erotic, exactly?
Okay, now “teabag” I can understand.
Is there a female equivalent? “Orchid nuzzling” or something?
And I wanted to add - I wasn’t trying to use hip lingo - I actually thought I was making up a euphemism. Like Waxing the Car or Adjusting the antenna or some shit. (I hope I didn’t just say something nasty. Again.)