Dirty Letters [A Poll]

OK there is some point to this, honnest.

What is the dirtiest key on your keyboard?

Mine is J

Mine is the colon, semi-colon key.

6 and 9 are the dirtiest ones I can think of
Oh, physically? The whole row of function keys at the top are dirtier than the rest since I never use them and they are covered in a fine layer of dust.

Mine looks like a tie between F9 and Insert.

I’ll go with Insert, since I like it better.

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The “windows” key.

  1. I’m not sure why. Maybe because it has the @ on top of it.

At home right now it’s W since that’s how you move forward in Morrowind.

The 9 key - there’s some food on it. Not sure what kind of food.

All my keys are black… So it’s a massive tie

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Must not be using those DOS command lines so much any more…

The 8 at the top - I use the number pad keys at the right so the row at the top is kinda raggedy looking. Obviously I don’t use the * much either.

F6 looks like it has a little dried scrambled egg on it.

Upon further inspection, I have learned a few things.

The texture of a keyboard key is slightly rougher on a tongue than I would have expected.
If that is what old, dried scrambled egg tastes like, I can understand why fresher is better.
If tasting that does to me what I expect it might do, I’d just like to say that I truly enjoyed posting on this board.

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What did I win?

Thanks, and carry on…

It has worried me for some time what is making the keys dirty?

“F”

Seems the little bumpy placeholder thing is quite the schmegma magnet.

And the answer is…
DIRT. :dubious:

Mine’s the same as Ethilrist’s. And I’m on a Mac, so I have virtually no reason to ever use that key. That’s probably why it’s such a different color from the rest.

R and E are equally filthy.

w, a, s and d.

Gamer’s keys…