Dirty Words

Masticate
Pianist

Hey, I resemble that remark!

intercourse
stool
banging
sensual
pleasure
blue tits
bush
Dick
glutimus maximus
lick
come
fertilisation
12 inches
stiff
and…sea-men, he he.:eek:

Lake Titicaca
bastardize
seminal (even when used in the sense of a “seminal work of literature”)
seminary
Volvo
undulate
cocktail (George Carlin ruined this word for me)

Rut
video (don’t ask!)
moist
tip
oral
sensation
rub
part
pet

VenusProbe Sound’s pretty darn dirty to me :wink:
Rude things in US to my UK mind
Jiffy Lube,
Pep Boys,
Soldering ( American’s pronounce this word soddering )

Scrotum: Besides the obvious gentital reference, it sounds like a Scottish curse.

Meritricious
Mendacious
Mellifluous
Marbelized
Mediated

I have a thing about mmmmm sounds, I think.

Bippy, how do the British pronounce “soldering?”

British say sol-der-ring so it starts like the word sold.

some more generally rude words

sponge, google, bung, snug, …

everything with a g in it can be rude

Doug dig’s dog’s dugs.

Actually BIPPY we say it either “Tommy” or “Soul-jer”

Unit

flocculate.

It makes some chemistry classes rather amusing for me. I think it sounds naughty… self-flocculation… auto-erotic flocculation…

Also flagellate. But that one is kinda naughty - whips, woo hoo! :wink:

Or maybe I’m just weird :smiley:

flaccid

Fuddrucker’s

farce

I really thought this was a dirty word. I’m almost sure that in the future, it will be.

Chit.

Shist.

Execrate
Mound
Flog
Gland

Anytime I see a sign on the highway for towns called Mount Olive or Mount Hope, I think, “But I hardly know her!”

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Pinochle, the card game. It sounds like something a guy would do at the urinal when he’s not paying attention.
Shiitake, as in the mushroom.
Smucker’s, it’s just a brand name for jelly, but it just sounds so dirty.
Venerable, sounds too much like “venereal”.
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Quince
Mulch
Portion

Spogga you goon, we are talking about soldering not soldiering. And it is true that Americans say soddering when talking about soldering a wire to a motherboard. It’s darned difficult to keep a straight face when trying to get a PS2 fixed and asking a friend if they can sodder it for you.