Disappointing Camels

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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We went to the Zoo last weekend, and saw the Bactrian camels out and about (that’s the two-hump kind). Most of their humps looked sadly deflated, as if they needed a fill-up from the tire pump at the local gas station. One camel had one hump flopping one way, and the other flopping on the other side. Another had both humps flopping extremely far over on the same side.

It look …unaesthetic. One of those things you never see in the movies.

Does anyone make a Camel Wonder-Bra?

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Oh, Og! I didn’t search hard enough – Someone does make a camel bra. Look here under Texas Monthly:

http://www.reference.com/search?q=Bactrian’s

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Yeah, I know what you mean. I’m always disappointed when I try to smoke one of those Bactrians, too. Damned things won’t fit in the ashtray.