OK, you win. Part of my job today was cleaning up some liquidy, chocolatey shit. But slicing up eyeball tissue is much grosser than that.
And yes, I know everyone else is so glad that we shared.
I was just bummed to hear that we got in a whole testicle one day when I was off. Although our female tech sure enjoyed processing that one…
Pfft. Eyeballs are nothing.
Now a fresh, juicy peritoneal abcess on the other hand… you haven’t lived 'til you’ve plated one of those.
Or lovely, creamy pus from an empyema.
i pick callouses on my hands, though i am not trying to cover this business up - let the suckers see 
sometimes i can take off a whole chunk of dead skin and just hurl it to the carpet
another thing that ticks my classmates off is when i start drinking protein shakes from a half-gallon bottle in the middle of the class
I hate it when I spoil my own post.
abscess
I was a teacher before I retired. About the yuckiest thing I had to do was remove a used condom from the outside doorknob to my room.