This is one of my favorite activities. It really kills time and makes me feel better about my job. Maybe I should mention mandatory masturbation brakes at our next departmental metting.
Come on, I know you’ve done it too.
peace,
JB
Ahhh… NO. Freak.
Hey, comeon, don’t be so hard on jabe. I wish they would put a brake on all the masturbation my coworkers engage in.
Oh, oh, I bet he meant Break . Well, then.
Ummmm,
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Jeeves
Thanks for sharing, jabe.
:wally
I once worked at a cushy data-entry position, and for awhile, got my own office when the office admin left to persue other opportunities. On some of the really slow days, I pondered partaking of this activity in the privacy of the adjoining restroom, but never got the nerve to do it. 
Woulda made my job a lot more exciting!
-Ashley
I think I’ve masturbated at every job I’ve had, except paperboy. That would be a site early in the morning.
THE ADVENTURES OF THE MASTURBATING PAPERBOY!
A new Saturday morning cartoon. (Its a little much for the adults but the kids love it)
peace,
JB
Did it once in the restroom at a previous job, not ashamed to admit it.
OT: Ashtar, your sig rules! That’s one of my favorite Thief quotes. I wonder how many Dopers recognize it?
Once at a job I had in high school.
Thank yew.
And as far as I know–you’re the first.
Did it one time. I work mid shift with this girl that is dark tan, DD, and very flirtatious. Hot as hell. I had to relieve the stress one night cause she was looking to good. Went into the bath room and took care of biz. Took a while though.
One hopes none of you guys work the cappucino machine at Starbucks.
That’s funny, I work the cappuccino …
Heyyyyyyy …
You cannot get paid to jerk off, no matter how many episodes of “the Man Show” you watched on your weekend off.
Although the workplace should be a little more user friendly in the future 
— come on… that one required a greezy little smile —
I walked in on my friend jerking off in the bathroom at school a few months ago.
I’ve never had a job (I’m only 15) but I have done it in the bathroom at school a few times.
I just want you to know that the title alone was TMI.
stoid
…not since my transit bus passengers complained to my boss…
pondering how I could work jerking off into an English lesson…
Hmmmm…
Doesn’t it make your ass sweat then itch the rest of the day? And what about post-M dribble?
No, I’ll do my self-pleasuring in the comfort of my own home, thank you.
Interesting you say this considering your own website is used for jerking off.
As to the OP: been there, done that.
Perhaps the point has eluded you that the content of Stoid’s website is not a thread title.