I just received this text from one of those friends who sends you urban legends as if they were facts and smarmy, sentimental crap on a regular basis. The text is supposedly from the Denver Post. I would like to know what others think of it. Thanks to the internet, it will probably be distributed world-wide in a matter of days.
Can fellow dopers give me points to help rebut this text?
I think it is a right-wing, ultra-conservative rant that makes facile comparisons between two very different disasters as an excuse to bash anything related to social programs and government aid. And while I cannot exactly prove it is racist in intent (indeed, it does not even specifically mention New Olreans or any race) the implication is that African-Americans are whining parasites who just want handouts, compared to the self-reliant (generally white) people in Colorado.
I am especially confused by the line about the 48th parallel of lattitude, where he says:
“In my many travels, I have noticed that once one gets north of about 48 degrees North Latitude, 90% of the world’s social problems evaporate.”
This line is confusing because the entire state of Colorado, which he has just praised as being so self-reliant, lies about 900 km or 500 miles SOUTH of the 48th parallel. The 49th is the Canada-US border. Is the writer saying that Canada’s western provinces have no social problems???
Or is the writer just confused about how latitude works (the lower the number, the further south in the northern hemisphere, stupid!) ? But to my mind, the North-South juxtaposition is meant to read “self reliant whites and whinning n___gers.”
Even if I am wrong about the racist angle, the general right-wing bashing of government programs and FEMA should be addressed, because he is comparing two very different disasters. The writer himself gives us a bit of ammunition when he says (emphasis mine): " Even though a Category “5” blizzard of this scale **has never fallen this early, we know it can happen ** and how to deal with it ourselves." In other words, the quantity of snow in Colorado may be large, but he fully admits that they have dealt with this before and therefore logically most homes are ready, there are government-owned infrastructures for snow removal, etc. Right off, this is different from the situation in New Orleans, is it not?
Comments anyone? Here is the text:
Denver Post:
This text is from a county emergency manager out in the central part of Colorado after today’s snowstorm.
WEATHER BULLETIN
Up here, in the Northern Plains, we just recovered from a Historic event – may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" – with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10's of thousands.
FYI:
George Bush did not come.
FEMA did nothing.
No one howled for the government.
No one blamed the government.
No one even uttered an expletive on TV
Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit.
Our Mayor did not blame Bush or anyone else.
Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else, either.
CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX or NBC did not visit - or report on this category 5 snowstorm. Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards.
No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House.
No one looted.
Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something.
Nobody expected the government to do anything, either.
No Larry King, No Bill O’Rielly, No Oprah, No Chris Mathews and No Geraldo Rivera.
No Shaun Penn, No Barbara Striesand, No Hollywood types to be found.
Nope, we just melted the snow for water.
Sent out caravans of SUV’s to pluck people out of snow engulfed cars.
The truck drivers pulled people out of snow banks and didn’t ask for a penny.
Local restaurants made food and the police and fire departments delivered it to the snowbound families. Families took in the stranded people - total strangers.
We fired up wood stoves, broke out coal oil lanterns or Coleman lanterns.
We put on extra layers of clothes because up here it is “Work or Die”.
We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get us out of a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that trades votes for ‘sittin at home’ checks.
Even though a Category “5” blizzard of this scale has never fallen this early, we know it can happen and how to deal with it ourselves.
“In my many travels, I have noticed that once one gets north of about 48 degrees North Latitude, 90% of the world’s social problems evaporate.”
It does seem that way, at least to me.
I hope this gets passed on.
Maybe SOME people will get the message. The world does NOT owe you a living.