Since many people continue to listen to the same music for most of their lives (i.e. people who grew up listening to big band music, continue to listen to big band music throughout their lives even when newer music like rock and roll comes along) that means in the decades to come, we’ll have senior citizens having sex while listening to Nine Inch Nails’s song Closer! :eek: (For those of you having trouble grasping this, just picture your grandparents screwing while someone screams, “I want to fuck you like an animal.”)
Hey, I plan to be one of those senior citizens gettin’ it on to NIN circa 2060. Personally, I can’t wait to sit on a porch somewhere and tell little whippersnappers about the real bands of my day.
I’m waiting for it to come out in muzak form. I’ve already heard “Like a Virgin.”
I once tried – and failed – to rig up a talking Pikachu to sing “Closer” as a gag gift to an ex-boyfriend who was into Trent Reznor. I discovered I know nothing about how talking dolls work (I guess I just thought there’d be a cassette player in there or something), but I still like the idea.
Usually it’s an electronic speaker bit… there’s a webpage from someone who hacked a Billy Bass to say “PORK!” out there somewhere. I wouldn’t think it’s that much different.
I’m trying to imagine myself doing the stuff I do now and listening to the same music in the year 2060.
