I’m a nerd, a dork, a geek… very much so. I like biology.
I think it would be nifty to get DNA/Gene maps of myself, ShadiRoxan and any offspring that may occur. Mount them all in the same frame so you could look at them and go “Ah, I see he got that little dark line from his dad… and that smudge here from his mom.” However, ah… well, yeah. These things are advertized as, er, paternity tests, see… so, um… she gets kind of upset and offended about the suggestion.
Anyway, for IMHO… would you believe someone if they fed you that first paragraph, or would you think they were just trying to be sly about accusing you of infidelity?
And, for GQ… any recomendations on what types of tests or specific companies produce the most artistic and/or informative results?