do actual bastards have it easy?

If someone is an actual bastard, that is the offspring of an illicit union that leads to bastardom, can they get away with stuff by simply saying, “well, I’m a bastard”? Can they cut people off in traffic, sneeze on their food, stand in front of their TVs, and just say, “what do you want, I am a bastard”?

One of my “friends” from high school was a bastard. Unfortunately, whenever he did something like that it was pretty much because he was a loser, not because of the b thing.

The word is bastardy, not bastardom.

Considering that having unmarried parents carries little or no stigma these days, perhaps it would be better if everyone started spelling the epithet “bass-turd,” implying that the jerk of a person being disparaged is worth no more than fish poop - i.e., crappy AND low-down.

Not to mention slimy, smelly, having the consistency of very thin mud.

I have a cousin who’s a bastard. A few years ago it was kinda amusing to think of someone saying “You bastard!” to him and him being like “yes, and?”

A friend of mine who is a bastard just said “Yes. I do it all the time.”

Remember when I first looked up “bastard” in a dictionary at primary school, just after I’d been told the truth about my origins. I showed one kid (a parson’s son!) who then said the word out loud. Teacher heard it. Parson’s son points to me, and says I told him the word, IIRC.

I just smiled sweetly, and said, “Yes. It’s a sparkling Spanish wine.” (Look it up – it’s true!)

Bastards, sometimes, can get away with murder … heh, heh …