That’s because Florida man is something you are born to be; nobody can bestow it upon you.
Signed,
Moriarty (3rd generation Floridian, on my father’s side)
I thought it was a Title of Nobility that the news media conferred on you, after they pulled your booking record off of the police department’s website.
Some national awards are given in https://crsreports.congress.gov/product/pdf/R/R47020/2 .
A Title of Ignobility, maybe.
Are you in charge of a fleet of warships on the Platte River?
Actually, I requested and secured a prime sinecure, command of all aircraft carriers on the Niobrara.
It’s a sublime, beautiful posting. I live closest to the Platte, but I find it a mile wide and an inch deep and far too prone to ice jams in the spring.
Float trips down the Niobrara are the ultimate!
California doesn’t have any honorary titles that I’m aware of, but we do have a hall of fame.