This from a Welshman? :eek:
Did somebody say, “Peanut butter jelly time?”
Alright, I’ll ask a couple of questions:
Do you know Paul? He’s a black guy, about yay tall? His friends call him “G” (which doesn’t make any sense because his last name doesn’t start with a G, but whatever)?
What goes better with fried chicken? A 40 of malt liquor (provided I pour some out for my homeys) or grape soda?
Hmmm… that just crossed the line, I’d say. Asking dumb questions because you really don’t know (and really are dumb) is one thing, asking them as a sly way of reinforcing negative stereotypes is quite another. Not funny.
Ohhhhh-- you know G? Yeah, I know that fool. (whips out .357) TELL THAT FOOL I SAID TO BREAK HIMSELF! (Empties chamber firing over jakeline’s head.) Got that? Then tell him, "Nah, nah. Askia said he was just playin.’ Quit being such a bitch.’
Grape soda, mos def. If you know as many dead homeys as I do, by the time you finish pouring out some for each of them, you aine gonna gave but three chugs and belch left. Which I wouldn’t mind necessarily if them niggas would just pitch in and buy me a new 40 e’rry once in a while. Damn. Why dead niggas gotta be so broke?
Leviosaurus, when the stick is inserted up your ass, is it lubed for easy penetration or do your hork that shit up dry? THIS IS AN UN-PC ZONE, yo.
Next question.
What he said. A lot of this thread has taken that approach, and I can assure you, as I was sitting next to jakeline and laughing when she typed it, that she wasn’t trying to reinforce anything but the humor in this thread.
Sheeeeeeeit.
Tell jakeline she gets “kewl points” from me for correct usage of the phrase, ‘about yay tall.’ That was a nice touch.
Wow! You think I’m sly? I’ll bet you say that to all the girls!
::giggles and bats eyelashes::
::gives Askia dap::
Damn! This girl’s a keeper. Asimovian, you sure she’s all the way white? I bet some brown sugar was stirred into that cream! Uhm uhm UHM.
I’ll be back tomorrow to answer any more questions in my temporary persona of the “21st Century Source Rap Bandit.”
Peace, foos.
– Kewl Rock 'Ski.
Man, I can’t get away with shit in this thread. OK, OK, you got me – the girl ain’t all white. She got a l’il bit of the south-of-the-border in ‘er. I’mma sidestep the question ‘bout stirrin’ brown sugar in her cream right quick, tho’. :eek:
I just figgered if I said she was mixed, I’da lost more street cred. Seems like I ain’t got none 'round here anyhow, 'tho.
:::clears throat:::
But, I seem to have digressed. I am only here to voice my opinions regarding the epicurean delights that people of color most enjoy. I am, as you say, “out.”
Ah, a thread about black stereotypes wouldn’t be complete without a stereotypical uptight white guy to get offended on all y’alls behalf. It’s part of the whole gestalt of the thread, dig?
If my worst characteristic is oversensitivity, I’ll choose that any day over racism.
Lubed, for sure!
If there’s places where it’s routinely pronounced “sammich”, that’s fine. I can deal. It’s just that I’ve never heard anyone say “sammich” - I’ve only seen it on the internet, where it comes across as a twee affectation.
Yes! Exactly. Thank you. Incidentally, I have to say you’re very articulate, Askia. 
Hey, do you know where I can get some weed?
I’m like Shabana Azmi in Fire.
Really? Put on a Foghorn Leghorn voice. Now ask for a sandwhich.
Lookie here son, I say, I say you just asked for a sammich.
(Unless you do a lousy Foghorn Leghorn impression, of course.)
Similarly I understand it’s perfectly possible to get shit in Wales for not being Welsh enough, which may even be a bigger crime than being English (I said may be). My mate Thom told me of a time he and his da went into a pub in North Wales and Thomas Sr. ordered in English. One of the locals, hearing this, muttered something in Welsh about bloody foreigners coming in here and can’t speak the Language. Whereupon Thom’s da chewed him out in flawless Welsh for about five minutes without deviation, hesitation or repetition. (It helps to know that Thom didn’t speak a word of English until he went to school.)
Stereotypically uptight? Leviosaurus came off dead serious t’ me. This thread was becoming the SDMB equivalent of a Chappelle Show skit (which would make me at best Charlie Murphy in this ensemble.)
I’d have to agree wichoo on dat, paht’nah.
I have to say, it’s good to meet a dude who knows the value of cultural appreciation and a smooth entrance. Damn shame tho, 'cuz I had Ice Cube’s “No Vaseline” all cued up for your personal theme song.