Shabana Azmi in Fire plays a woman who falls in love with her sister-in-law when both their husbands ignore them. So, ya know, she might’nt be the best target for Denzel on the prowl. Just sayin’.
Peace.
…some of you are too good with satire.
Daaaaamn straight!
Man, Black people get to do crazy shit with their hair. If I was Black, I’d grow out a huge 'fro, and then get some Edward Scissorhands kinda guy to trim at up like some bad-ass dragon or sumpin. That’d be awesome. Stupid straight white-girl hair.
It’s true! We’re sooo lame!
I blame his first name: the guy was just over-compensating for his implied flaccidity.
White people have names like Lenny. Black people have names like Carl. Heehee!
What the hell is “blow hair?”
I’m white as white could be (I’m fucking POLISH, for godsakes!) and I’ve always wanted to try fried ice cream. Is it both hot and cold at the same time (like a good piece of apple pie a la mode?)?
Oh, and I clap on EVERY beat, just to be on the safe side.
You need to come to Pittsburgh, then. Get yourself a sammish and some Arn dahn Primany Brudders.
Hey Askia, check out this dance move: Woo wayaa cha cha cha!
How about that! Am I hip? Am I down? Am I fly?
I’m thinking of changing my name to “Paleo McWhiterson”!
Of course black people don’t eat fried ice cream. No one with any sense eats this tasteless “dessert”. Waste of calories it is!!!
Where’s the “blowing a raspberry” smilie?
We just had fried ice cream for dessert tonight (at a Mexican restaurant). Our score:
1 white male (me): liked it
1 white female (Dangerosa): liked it
1 white 6-year-old girl (daughter): ewwwwww
1 asian 7-year-old boy (son): ewwwwww
Sadly, we had no black people to test it out on. Next time we’ll have to swing by a Baptist church first and pick one up.
Leviosaurus, I think the name change is good. Although Whitey McWhitewhite is worth considering…
Very similiar, actually. The warm, fried dough is a delicious compliment to the ice cold ice cream.
For the record, I don’t believe in eating funny colored ice cream. So my fried ice cream consists of nothin’ but vanilla – just like my women.
But perhaps I’ve said too much.
Black or white or yellow. Christian or Jewish or Muslim or atheist. Democrat or Republican. Young or old. Why do we divide ourselves by these labels? Let us all instead be joined together by those things that we share in common. We are all human. And we all hate the French.
singing Black and yellow, red and white, we are precious in his sight, Jesus loves the little children of the lord.
For our next thread…
Do Black people like pan-fried semen?
Ah, now you had me all fooled and shit up until this point. Proper diction is NOT what you folks are about. Don’t you mean “wuz”?
I’ll see your Shabana Azmi and raise you an Indira Varma! Man, those Indian chicks are hot and they all know that Khajuraho Kama Sutra stuff–they can’t get enough and they’re bi, too! Whew, I think I need a dab…
Yo. Don’t be acting all white with that conjugating verbs and shit. Keep it real.
But verbs are our friends.[sup]1[/sup]
[sub]1. Said by a black guy[sup]2[/sup], so it must be true.
2. But it wasn’t a real black guy, it was Urkel.[/sub]
Don’t forget Aishwarya Rai!