I’d really like to know!
I for one, don’t think they do.
THIS is in Great Debates??!?
I think that Donald and Daisy must have their private parts in their upper thoraces. After al, that’s where they wear their clothes. If you look at “Fantasia 2000” Donald hides behind a hammock when he’s caught without a shirt on. This would make sense if his shirt was ordinarily covering something up. Disney critter are thus weird mutant breeds with misplaced sex organs.
Wel, it may not b RIGHT, but it’s CONSISTENT.
Damn! You stole mine line…The first thing that came to mind when I saw that thread title!
Hey, if my “Enterprise vs. Star Destroyer” thread got moved to IMHO, then THIS should, too!!!
Anyway…
Yes, they do. But when they’re on the set and filming, they wear “pasties” with feathers attached to the outer surface, thus hiding the cartoony genitals.
I hear Donald’s pretty well-hung, too…
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Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy.
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They used to. Now they’re in jars of formaldehyde on my desk. Keeps the coworkers away.
The real question you should be asking is, does the Grinch have genitalia? I mean, he was walking around naked in front of Cindy Lou Who in a PG movie! How can we tolerate that kind of smut in our society?!
Actually, ducks, cartoon or otherwise, all have, um, indoor plumbing, as do all birds and reptiles. The boy duck keeps his naughty bits safely tucked away until he is alone with the girl duck, and then…
So, yes, Donald and Daisy do have genitalia. They just don’t put them on display.
BTW, I saw a nature show on the Discovery channel in which a scientist type determined the sex of a large crocodile by inserting a couple of fingers into the croc’s, um, orfice (technically termed a cloaca, but never mind)
It was a male.
The croc declined to comment on the whole situation, but judging by it’s facial expression, he seemed to prefer that someone who was not a crocette keep their filthy mitts to themselves.
Actually, what really bothers me is Porky Pig, only wearing that doofy little vest. He, being a mammal, should have external genitalia. In fact, IIRC, pigs have corkscrew shaped penises and have orgasms stretching over 30 minutes in which boars ejaculate over 1 liter. Kind of explains why Petunia was always so, well, perky.
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You have got to be kidding me.
Off to MPSIMS.
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They do if you get the right pictures…:eek:
And I think this qualifies as more of a Great Debate than Homosexual Creationist Libertarians in Heat. Or at least it would be nice if there was a GD thread that was not some variation on the above. C’mon, what ever happened to “Kirk vs. Picard”, anyway? That used to be in the forum description. I want it back, waaaaaaaah…