I think it’d be a bit more creepy than funny to carry a picture of my feet around with me in my wallet.
After all, I’ve got the real things in my shoes 
On the positive side, if you ever loose a couple fingers they can lop off some of those toes and stick it on your hand. Don’t think of them as monkey feet, think of them as a spare finger supply.
I always thought pigeon-toed was when one’s feet point inwards when you stand or walk… my best friend in high school dated a girl with said affliction; I used to ask how long it took her to fly to Trafalgar, but being a Yank she fortunately never got it.
A current close friend has what we affectionately describe as goofy feet- his feet point OUTWARD (about a 20 deg. angle from the straight ahead)…
You ought to see him ice-skate 
Incidentally, I was thinking we should form a Monkeyfooted Dopers group (the Apes of Wrath, maybe?)…
Since it was Forumbot who released us all from our monkeyfeet closets, we ought to make him President…
i learned how to spread my toes to have spaces in between them from a yoga class ages ago. i like to do it in front of my brother because he hates feet and thinks it’s freaky. he asked if i could interlock my toes when i put my feet together, like when people pray and interlock their fingers. i’m practicing… anyone out there that can do that?
I can. I can clap with the backs of my feet too… apparently I do it semi-unconsciously when I’m reclined and barefoot…
my brother just said that you indeed have monkey feet.
(he says i do too)
One of the first threads I started, way back when, was “Can you pick up things with your toes?” I’ve always had that talent, and never though it was anything abnormal, unique or odd. I’m surprised at people who can’t do it.
Now I have a name for my long monkey feet
All in favor?
You mean like this?
Holy crap, this page has gotten close to 2000 views.
I wonder what perverse things my feet have been used for cry
begins sketching outline of logo for The American League for the Defense of the Simian-Phalanged
We could have scholarships and everything…
Incidentally, I was catching up with some old friends and new acquaintances the other day over a couple of beers and the issue of monkeyfeet came up… I did the interlocking toe thing (I do it with the backs of the feet together, not the soles… how 'bout you lot?) after discreetly kicking off my sandals and everyone went nuts. One girl found it so impressive she gave me her number, presumably so that I can teach her to do it too…
Ladies love hairless feet? I had no idea.
It’s actually been my experience that the ladies love ticklish feet, much to my dismay.
Indeed, maybe I should ask: if my feet are semi-furry and I shriek when they’re relentlessly fingered, mightn’t that qualify as monkey feet?
Do you hurl bananas at the dastardly ticklers?
Just epithets, mostly. It’s a surprisingly ineffective tactic.
I, too, have abnormally long toes, although my big toe is not smaller than my second toe. For reference, my second toe is 3" long, and my pinky toe is 2". Unfortunately, they are not as prehensile as I would like - they tend to dislocate when I bend them overly much.
You’re a BIRD. You can’t have monkey toes…
Asked my friends and they volunteered that mine are more “hobbit feet” than “monkey feet.” Don’t know whether to be pleased or not. I’m guessing not.
Quickly re-shod myself before any tickling could ensue, though, so all turned out well.