Do I have to restrain myself?

[Muffin]

@Giraffe

4. I don’t need to post on a message board to mark out my territory. That’s what urine is for.

That explains the sticky keyboards at public termnals.

[Muffin]

@DocCathode

“Today the President severed diplomatic ties with Canada. When the Canadian prime minister asked her why she had dones this, the President responded ‘If you really cared about me, you’d know.’ In other news, the bill subsidizing free chocolate for all US citizens remains tied up in commitee.”

Does the USA still have a Canadian prime minister? (I’m not sure if she commutes from the USA to Spain, or from Spain to the USA.)

[andros]

@ExTank

that’s how pundits like Jon Stewart and Bill Maher portay Bush supporters and anyone who’s voted for him.

Can’t speak to Maher, but you clearly haven’t watched The Daily Show much, have you, Tank.

[roger_thornhill]

@Giraffe

4. I don’t need to post on a message board to mark out my territory. That’s what urine is for.

@Muffin

That explains the sticky keyboards at public terminals.

Muffin, I think you’re getting your pipes mixed up.

[World_Eater]

@ExTank

**World Eater:**FWIW, I voted Bush in 2000, I will NOT vote Bush in 2004, and I will never vote for John Kerry.

FWIW I wanted Bush to win in 2000.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Elysian

Shut the fuck up and think before you post this kind of shit. Why the fuck do you think women aren’t running the fucking country? Because of this sort of bullshit opinion from assholes like you. I don’t think this is funny. I think you’re an inconsiderate ass.

Oh, and SensualLips? Think before you post this tripe also. Hate is also a female thing, and women can be as irrational as men. OBVIOUSLY.

Excuse me while I go bang my head against the wall. A hundred years of female rights workers for THIS SHIT.

Actually, it’s because of other women. In any case, that kind of response to a post which was obviously meant solely in jest was uncalled for (unless you’re a woman and you just lost an election, I suppose).