Do I tell my neighbor that his son's teacher is gay?

Wouldn’t it be nice if someone like Joe Montana, Michael Jordan or Albert Pujols were gay? We need someone universally accepted as a Great Macho Man to come out and say: “Look, you fuckers. I’m the best player in this manly sport that you all love so much, and I’m gay. DEAL WITH IT.”

And there’s the rub (with emphasis added). Just because Don thinks it’s his business doesn’t actually make it so. The only reason Mr. S’ sex life would be Don’s business is if Don is actively involved in it.

But I’d like to get back to the more salient point here - why do you think it would be funny to watch a bigot harass an openly gay man?

I say get the two of them drunk and leave a big pot of Vaseline around. Just sayin’…

Will an almost-forgotten pro wrestler do?

I agree with the sentiment, but given my druthers, I’d not choose Albert Pujols. It’s a little too… on the nose. Also a no-go: Dick Butkus.

Who better than Kanyon-- to serve as a positive homosexual role model!

“Everybody.”

(Kanyon came to mind before Pat Patterson? Really?)

Kanyon is an almost-forgotten pro wrestler. Pat Pattersons is ans totallies forgotten pro wrestlers.

ETA: Um, also, I didn’t know he was gay.