Do Me a Favor

[bordelond]

::At the 2002 Academy Awards::

[John Cleese]

And the nominees for best picture are:

Freddy Got Fingered

(obligatory clip)

Zoolander

(obligatory clip)

Bubble Boy

(obligatory clip)

The Animal

(obligatory clip)

Corky Romano

(obligatory clip, standing ovation from the crowd)

… and the Oscar goes to … Corky Romano

[/John Cleese]

[SpoilerVirgin]

Maybe a few quotes from rottentomatoes would help:

“That the acting is abysmal … is beside the point. No one could make this stuff work.”

“Why do you suppose “Saturday Night Live” stars seem to be no more discriminating when picking movie scripts than zoo monkeys are when they eat their own feces?”

“After five minutes, I was ready to run screaming for the exits.”

“How did this movie ever get made? This is truly awful.”

“Oh God, no, no, NO-O-O-O!! It’s another rotten movie with a ‘star’ from Saturday Night Live!”

[Legomancer]

I’m so glad this movie is opening. Now it can hurry up and go away.

Is it me or have they been running ads for this thing for about 13 years?

[Ethilrist]

Well, with any luck this movie wil sterilize anyone foolish enough to go see it, thus improving the gene pool significantly.

[Little_Nemo]

Well, with any luck this movie wil sterilize anyone foolish enough to go see it, thus improving the gene pool significantly.

We can’t rely on luck. We all need to spend the weekend outside our local theaters with a pair of tin snips, forcibly sterilizing anyone who paid to see this movie. We owe it to our children and our children’s children.