Just keep an eye on me this weekend. If it even looks like I’m heading out to see Corky Romano, please shoot me before I get to the theater.
Thank you.
Just keep an eye on me this weekend. If it even looks like I’m heading out to see Corky Romano, please shoot me before I get to the theater.
Thank you.
I’m thinking of burning down a few theaters, just to protect everyone from this film. Yikes.
Unfortunately, Chris Katan and several of his fellow SNL cast members (past and present) tend to do a lot more of the be-so-annoying-people-laugh-from-discomfort than the clever stuff they are capable of doing.
Well, I think, with all this talk of restricting Americans’ rights, that now is the time for Congress to pass a law prohibiting anyone from the cast of Saturday Night live from ever being allowed to make another movie (exception: Bill Murray. Possible exception [but we’re watching you closely]: Chris Rock). C’mon, it’s now or never! The Supreme Court’s letting all kinds of goofy shit get through these days!
Seriously … I don’t think we’ve seen a film of this caliber since … well … Bubble Boy.
We’ll do that, and go one better. Our operatives will wire your television set so that it will explode if you try to watch any “Reality TV”.
Please feel free to watch as much PBS, News or Children’s programming as you like.
That is all.
Another exception: Mike Myers.
I am so freaking tired of the Corky Romano commercial where he’s driving in his car trying to sing along to A-Ha’s “Take on Me.” That high falsetto gives me a headache everytime and it’s really pissing me off.
Sheri
Yes, Mike Myers can be excepted also. Forgot about him.
Damn, I wish I was president.
I don’t know. It’s not my sort of movie, but I can honestly say it looks 10 times funnier than Zoolander. The Corky commercials at least make me laugh, the Zoolander ones just make me want to scream “GET OFF MY TELEVISION!!!”
Hey, I liked Zoolander.
However, neither of them are nearly as awful as Freddy Got Fingered.
I’m with Euty.
Instead of going out this weekend, I’m going to rent Good Burger and watch it repeatedly.
Right before I turned off the TV last night, I saw the commercial for this film and thought, “That doesn’t look too bad.”
I had forgotten how drunk I could get on two double screwdrivers.
Please add Dana Carvey. I’d LOVE to see a Church Lady Movie.
I think Corky Romano sounds pretty funny. You can’t possibly tell me that the part where he accidentally blows up a gas station or whatever doesn’t look hillarious…
Heh heh…I love me some Good Burger! (“Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger!”) It’s worth it for the car alone.
Zoolander, Corky Romano, Goddess help me, I’m beginning to miss the intelligence and wit of Chris Farley!
I am most probably telling you that part doesn’t look remotely entertaining. IMHO. Zoolander looks bad. I will sit at home and not go to the movies until LOTR comes out if that is what it takes to keep me safe. I think Euty should come wait with me.
Did you see how Roper and Ebert handled this film? They waited until the end of their show and then acknowledged that it existed…much to their distress.
That’s more what than I’m willing to do…
There is NO such movie as Corky Romano. The Taliban and Osama’s terrorists have gotten control of some type of mind control device. That creepy head is just a mass hallucination–designed to either stupify the masses, or to incite a rebellion internally in the States.
That’s my story, and I’m sticking with it!
How bad is Corky Romano? I just read a review that said it’s the worst SNL-sketch-based movie ever made. Be afraid.
WORSE THAN IT’S PAT!!!