Do medical professionals ever hurl? [TMI]

The work of a self-taught surgeon is never done.

I realized this the other night while draining the bejesus out of a cyst/boil/pimple thing owned by Mr. MercyStreet. Friends, it involved a splatter shield. I’ll give you the details but only if you beg. He sold me the mining rights for 50 bucks. I think this gem will be active for months. I ought to open my own practice.

Anyway, the operation was a complete gross-out. I have a fairly strong stomach but it was everything I could do not to vomit.

How do doctors, nurses, paramedics – and especially those phlegm-crazed respiratory therapists – deal with The Goop of Life? What happens when you’re in the middle of surgery and maggots leap outta nowhere? Or a gallon of pus flies across the room? Is it acceptable for a surgeon to say, “For the LOVE OF GOD. Disgusting!”? Can a nurse excuse rip off his mask, run over to a sink, and heave? Do anesthesiologists get together after squash and say, “You should have SEEN the thing she hauled outta that guy!”?

Well, IANAD, but years ago, when I was about 4 or 5, my father got some kind of infection in his throat. He had to be hospitalized for a few days, and the infection had to be drained while he was under general anesthesia.

According to an attending nurse, the smell that came out when they cut him open that it caused her and the operating doctor to gag and they had to stop for a few minutes. Nobody actually threw up, but I’m sure that they encounter things much grosser than a puss-filled throat-sack. There probably isn’t a shortage of doctors and nurses who have literally thrown up from what they’ve seen, felt, or smelt.

This is supposed to say "the smell that came out when they cut him open was so bad that it caused her and the operating doctor to gag and they had to stop for a few minutes

I had a friend whose wife is an OB/GYN. She would sometimes talk shop when we were together. I don’t want to tell the gross story but it involved an elderly woman with an pus filled infection* down there that took the doc by suprise. The smell caused her to puke.

*I first wrote this as “pussy infection” but that word could be pronounced a couple of different ways which both work but, you know…

Haj

I have been hurl-proof since cadaver lab, many years ago. I will not describe in detail the things I’ve seen that I haven’t hurled over, but they have involved anaerobic perirectal abscesses, gas gangrene of major limbs (yes, plural), and a few situations too sad and pitiful go into in this setting.

I only hurl due to my own illnesses. So far. I’m sure something could come along to change that. But I hate to imagine what.

IAAVeterinarian. I was doing a 3 a.m. C-section. When I removed the single pomeranian puppy it was not breathing. I stepped back from the surgery table and gave the pup a single mouth-over-nose/mouth breath. When I checked the puppy to see if there was any effect I noticed that the puppy had died in utero some time prior to surgical intervention. The skin and fur sloughed off the puppies face and was stuck to my lips. Almost barfed.

I have seen many employees get sick over maggot filled wounds. The maggots do not bother me at all, but the sight and sound of another human retching/vomiting really gets to me.

“Purulent” is a good alternative.

Nothing is sillier than listening to a sweet little old lady who sits stroking her cat and says, “I’m afraid my pussy is a little stinky today”. For some reason the female 65 - 80 year old bracket sometimes still calls their cats “pussy”.

The first day I worked on the floor, my gag reflex was pretty much in 24/7 mode.

After that it didn’t bother me anymore.

There were a number of gag moments in my medical school career (I’m only half way done). It gets harder to make me gag with every subsequent event but it still happens. I’ve never thrown up but one quick gag and then I’m OK. It is not even noticeable to anyone, usually. I just have to take a quick walk around and get a nose of fresh air and then I’m fine. I have a very blunt sense of smell and so it usually takes a combination of factors to set me off. It is pretty unpredictable. But as Qagdop mentioned, it does seem to inoculate you a little to the next nasty thing that comes along.

First was an autopsy as a premed. Guy had committed suicide by CO poisoning, and was still quite pink. Well, when they had cut open his bowel the smell of poop-and-vomit hit me, combined with me watching the tech peel back his face so they could look at his brain, well I gagged.

First year med school. We were in Anatomy Lab, on Halloween. This meant that they were passing out candy while we were exploring the back of the abdominal cavity. Don’t tell OSHA. We all had Blow-Pops in our mouth and we were digging through preserved intestine. We got most of it out, leaving just the posterior peritoneum, which was coated in about an inch of fat/formaldehyde/bits of unknown crap. Well, it kind of looked like a melted butter sauce after a heavy meal, which caused my tank partner to comment that she wished she had some lobster. And my other tank partner was talking about how much money it would take for him to dip his Blow-Pop in there. And I gagged.

Second year medical school, I was taking an arterial blood gas. You stick a needle perpendicular to the radial artery where you can feel a radial pulse on your wrist. I missed and the needle scraped the bone and it gave me the serious, serious willies. It was naasty and I gagged a bit.

A guy comes in with dark tarry stools and my intern does a rectal on him, which surprise comes out dark and tarry. She tells me melena (digested blood in the stool) has a distinctive smell. She takes a big long whiff of her melena-coated finger and says happily “Yup! Melena!” and I gagged a bit.

First incison and drainage of a large abscess on a large man. Kind of tucked in a fold of fat. I cut it, pus squirts everywhere, and then my intern instructs me to take my pinky, stick it in the incision, and whirl it around to break up the loculations. The feel, smell, and sight of that made me gag.

Other times I thought I would definitely be gagging and I didn’t: tamponade on a rectal tear with a full roll of Kerlix, a tumor debulking and obstruction removal on an unprepped bowel, an attempted suicide who was flinging poop at the doctors, other incisions and drainages (even nastier ones), debridement of stinky gangrenous leg stumps, diabetic ketoacidosis kept in a small room with poor airflow (now that is a smell, BTW), a cerebral aneurysm repair gone wrong with blood pumping out of a large hole in a guy’s skull.

I’ve seen others gag, never seen others vomit. My friend got a little woozy and had to have a little lie down after he watched a traumatic spinal tap. But he had no problem after that, either.

We had a Cuban brought into the ER in the GTMO Naval Hospital. He was sick as hell, but I’d like to have driven a stake through his heart when, lying flat on his back and looking at the ceiling, he projectile-vomited straight up in the air and the puke came down on his face. Gag city. But all the doctor did was give an “Ah well,” shrug

On another night, we got another Cuban, but he was dead.Seems he was climbing up the ladder to one of the base water tanks, intending to poison the water, apparently, when he was spotted by a Marine guard.

This is how the jarhead explained to me how he handled it:

“Stop!” BANG! And as the man was falling through the air, BANG! BANG! BANG!

My lesson for the day: one does not screw with a gyrene when he has a rifle in hand.

In my few years as a lab tech, I have found its more the smell of something that the look of it. Luckily, I don’t have to do any actual treatment on gross stuff that some of the MDs in here are talking about, but in trauma cases and some post-op things I have to wait around till the docs are ready for me. This gives me a front row seat to watch whatever it is they’re doing.

Gas gangrene stinks. Birthing stinks. Bowel obstuction cases stink.

Some guy comes in with an arm hanging off and spurting blood, I’m OK. It’s kinda weird.

Fortunately, the more you see (smell) it, the less it affects you.

Ex-EMT

One of the things I discovered in my time on the street

Drach does not do well with decomposing human bodies

Been splattered with every body fluid imaginable no problem…

Almost tossed my cookies when we tried to lift a woman who was pretty much glued to her sheets from scabbed over bedsores that the sheets were stuck to. That was icky.

As an OB/GYN RN, I labor with moms and deliver babies, deliver aborted fetuses, circulate in the OR for C/sections and recover moms after delivery. I work in a high-risk L&D hospital, so I get to see the exotics from time to time. I’ve never hurled, but have gagged.( UTI, sample looked like split pea soup and I’ve never smelt anything worse. Ever. ) I’ve never passed out, but I’ve felt woozy once. ( I knew her and was circulating on her vaginal rectocele/cystocele. She was inside-out!)
The surgeons know I like a learning experience, so I hear lots of “You won’t believe the size of that tumor! Look!” followed by a polaroid. I was in the OR when Dr.H deliberately popped an amnionic sac under pressure to bathe Dr. R in amnionic fluid.
I have years of stories, but disgusting is in the eye of the beholder: what I consider everyday might seem totally gross to someone else.
Dr. H is disgusting.
Cyn OB/GYN RN

I’ve seen medical professionals hurl several times. I’ve had a few close calls myself, but only hurled when sick or (in my reckless youth) due to too much sauce. I drain a lot of abcesses, and there are few things I dislike doing more. I have seen my share of flesh eating disease and diabetics with black and rotting limbs (believing God’s will more important than medical attention).

I gagged a lot at first, but that soon went away. Now the only things that get to me are severe chest infections and that kind of clicking sound that people with them get when they breath.

Man. These are gross, and I’m going to medical school in a few years. Maybe I’ll go to pharm school instead. :stuck_out_tongue:

On a side note, the chocolate I’m eating right now is pretty good. Someone at work got me a Ferrero assortment for Christmas.

I am pretty much impervious to almost everything except watching a surgical or similar procedure on one of my family members.
That is when staff needs some additional help to move me out of the way. :slight_smile:

On a prison visit I encountered an individual with gangrene in both legs.
Maggots would have looked far better than he smelled! :rolleyes:

Due to the proximity of these two fragments, I misread that last as “I drank a lot of abcesses.”

Definite double-take, there.

Gimme a pair of gloves and I’ll touch anything. Sputum is about the only thing I can’t deal with. I had to suppress my gag reflex when pulling it out of an aspiration jar and plating it for micro. I figured I could take it when, in seventh grade during science class that was split by lunch, we started dissecting earthworms, went down to eat lunch (it was spaghetti that day) and then went back to finish the worms.

I got into the habit of sniffing urines from the ER after I once caught a whiff of ethanol in a patient sample, who they didn’t know had been drinking. And in the great med tech tradition, we’d sniff a serum sample that had an order for an alcohol test and see who could guess the ethanol concentration.

Oh, and I once had a urine sample so full of active white cells it was bubbling like a carbonated soft drink.

Anyone barf yet? No? Darn. :smiley:

Vlad/Igor

I’ve had to read a lot of radiology reports. Most of them are OK, but full-body series on kids because of abuse broke my heart.

The interventional radiology reports were a different story. Some of the rads were into intraperitoneal abscess drainages. At the time, I was fond of yogurt with granola for breakfast. After a few reports in which people had quarts of pus drained from their bellies that happened to match the description of what I was eating, I had to change to oatmeal.

Robin