A friend took his dog and a pedigree stud to a ‘dog manipulator’ because the doggies were not getting it on. This man proceeds to spank off the dog, suck up the dog sprog using a pipette and his MOUTH, spits out some that got in his mouth by accident, sticks the pipette in the female doggie and then follows it by shoving his finger up there (just to check???). ‘Ah there goes her orgasm’ he announces proudly. What an interesting job for the resume (imagine the job description and list of skills learnt).
In primary school, my friend opened her bottle of liquid paper/white out/that stuff you paint on over your mistakes and somehow it flicked up and she got a gob in her eye. She was taken to hospital where they gave her a local anesthetic and then she had to keep her eye open and watch while they scraped the dried liquid paper off with a sharp metallic instrument.
Now seriously, you’re saying that he sucked some dog semen into his mouth and then spits it out? That is possibly the most disgusting things I have heard in a long time.
Samarm,
Do you know those pipettes that have no suction mechanism and you have to use your mouth? We used to use them in high school chem and I was terrified. Why he can’t invest in a regular syringe I’ll never know. 10 years ago they were hard to get because they were worried you were going to inject drugs but now they give em away in buddles just in case you inject drugs.
Mel.
If you ever go to vet school or whatever, dog semen would hardly faze you, I’m sure!
Anyway…safety training is the worst! A guy told a story about when he changed tires. He forgot his goggles. The tire explodes and he gets gravel imbedded into his eyeballs. He went into great detail about the scraping and how much light hurt his eyes after. ughgh.
I accidently came across this site where people have poo fetishes…let me tell you how I almost vomitted!! Scat lovers…that was it!! Never type a site address in wrong!!
Foreign bodies in my food - chewing at a mouthful of sandwich and suddenly there’s something much too crunchy, or gritty, or there’s a long HAIR in it, but you can’t get it out of your mouth because it is all mixed up with the food and your mother-in-law is visiting.
I have a fairly high gross-out tolerance, but some things totally get me.
One is a phlegmy cough. I can’t stand that sound and it really challenges me to hang on to me lunch.
The other is any story having to do with eyeballs. Yeah, the doggie semen story is nasty, but there were some responses in the “What’s your grossest medical procedure” thread that were all about the eyeballs and they did me in far worse than anything.
I caught a fish hook and the attached weight in my eye. Ripped my eyelid halfway off. They kept me awake while they sewed it back on. Then they shoved a long, thin, proby-thing into my smashed tear duct to unblock it. All of the tears that were backed up in it came out my nose. My pupil was egg-shaped for years. But my vision came through unscathed. Gross, huh?
Any type of eye surgery or joint surgery…which I’ve caught glimpses of passing the surgey stuff on one of those cable channels. I don’t care if they are ripping the heart out of some guy, or disemboweling him, but joint and eye surgery make me feel the pain.
Also, ashtrays and worse: People who use drinks/drink cups for ashtrays, and the thought of someone gulping it by accident - which of course happens every now and then.
I just made myself ill. Thanks.
Ahhh, you think that’s bad? They used to mouth-pipette in MICROBIOLOGY labs on a routine basis, until OSHA made it illegal. But still, some of the microbiologists I used to work with, the “old-timers,” were so accustomed to mouth pipetting after 10, 20 or 30 years they did it anyway because for them it was easier, faster and more accurate than using the pipette pumps which came out (in the small contract testing lab I started in; not the big pharmaceutical companies I worked in later).
Me, I was a “half-way” between the mouth pipetters and the pump pipetters: if I was pipetting microorganisms from tubes of broth, I used the pump without fail; if I was pipetting uninoculated media sometimes I mouth pipetted. (I wanted to make sure to be ABLE to do it, even though it wasn’t my standard practice.)
I gotta say it was an experience to see some of my colleagues mouth-pipetting Salmonellae from one test tube to another, LOL. Surprisingly, none of them ever swallowed it by mistake.
